Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[Watermann]

i'd hate to meet his professional

Makes me wonder if the pro didn't use his nail gun to put that deck in... :lol:

 

[PatinIdaho]

Looks like a scam to me.
https://spokane.craigslist.org/boa/5694494087.html

 

[tomhath]

Looks like a scam to me.
https://spokane.craigslist.org/boa/5694494087.html

Ya think? Hard to believe anyone would respond to that ad.

 

[redneck joe]

i got a buddy in Spokane if anyone wants to have some fun.

 

[slowleak]

[h=2]14' Aluminum V hull, trailer, & motor - $2200[/h]

https://southjersey.craigslist.org/boa/5677439961.html

They couldn't even pull the cover off to take a pic?????
What are they hiding?

 

[gm280]

Maybe they are not selling the boat and trailer but just the cover? :noidea:

 

[bob johnson]

At least one too many zeros...

that motor alone new is about $7-8,000!!!!!!

bob

 

[bob johnson]

This guy wandered into Home Depot, and looked for the "Deck" section when he needed to replace his deck...

I picked up a Bluefin Specture this spring. its a 17 ft bass type boat and the floor was done in tongue n groove oak flooring!!!!!!!!! even though it was weather and had an inch of moss, it was still pretty solid!!..of course its all gone now!!

 

[slag]

"Good Deal"
http://wichita.craigslist.org/boa/5703381424.html

 

[tallcanadian]

A roll bar??


http://www.kijiji.ca/v-personal-wat...at/1183200673?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

18-Jul-16

$3,300.00

Beechville, NS B3T2G5 View map

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Custom Made

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Personal speedboat. Custom made, one of a kind. You will never find another boat like this anywhere. 20hp electric start; custom fuel system; throttle controls, teleflex steering, adjustable seat; roll bar. Comes with custom made trailer and all new wheel bearings, teflon runners. It's sleek. It's fast. It's been a long time project of mine. I'm about to start body filling and painting it. The wife wants breast implants though, so I'm taking one for the team. $3300 Negotiable

 

[Watermann]

I wish him luck with the new pair of divorces he's going to pay for...

 

[oldhaven]

The team?

 

[Tnstratofam]

ound:That's one way to try and justify selling that mess.

 

[Newbie@boats]

http://newhaven.craigslist.org/boa/5705569583.html
Not really a TLC ad, but the price on this boat is almost hard to beat for a 1989

 

[hockynut2]

https://buffalo.craigslist.org/boa/5677562239.html

"[FONT=&quot]Boat is in great running condition" (Looks like it with the motor laying on the floor!!)
"has new Chrysler 75 horse triple stacked engine which moves along at about 40 mph" (maybe being towed behind a truck)[/FONT]

new chrysler 75 hp motor even though the pics show an old Johnson 100 :facepalm:

 

[four winns 214]

A yacht with a bedroom. Needs a little cleaning. And oh, yeah, a prop....

http://louisville.craigslist.org/boa/5702670681.html

 

[s.hadley81]

$100 a hp

http://newhaven.craigslist.org/boa/5705569583.html
Not really a TLC ad, but the price on this boat is almost hard to beat for a 1989

 

[gm280]

I don't see a $10,000 dollar boat motor. But what do I know. :noidea:

 

[s.hadley81]

After I reading it again he's giving up the slip it's in too and says it's paid for the season so maybe he's giving up the rights to the slip in the future as well. The one lake I used to frequent had a long waiting list for slips and some people sold them for big $, maybe that's the case.

I don't see a $10,000 dollar boat motor. But what do I know. :noidea:

 

[tallcanadian]

[h=1]http://www.kijiji.ca/v-view-details.html?adId=1186568296&utm_source=alerts&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=email_alerts.

Here's something a little different.


PowerBoard Personal Watercraft - Extremely rare - From Australia[/h]

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31-Jul-16

$500.00

Georgina, ON L0E1R0 View map

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PowerBoard Personal Watercraft

White

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This is a very rare personal watercraft from Australia. Designed in the 1980's. It is a fiberglass boat designed for adventure seekers, and adrenaline junkies alike. Throttle cable is routed to the riders right hand, and steering is done by swaying the body left or right to the desired direction of travel. Only used in the water once, as I don't have an incredible amount of free time. nor a decent motor to use. Amazing condition given its age. Suits a 5-10HP motor. Includes brand new rubber o-rings to attach the top and bottom together. Here is a video of one of these watercraft in action (NOT MY VIDEO, USED AS A PRODUCT EXAMPLE ONLY). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8DjfLkaok0 Motor not included. Black piece seen in 2nd picture is designed to vortex the water through the prop blades, and straight out the back, and doubles as protection to the fiberglass hull. Item is located up on Lake Simcoe in prime cottage country.