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heres anotherHow to shower like a woman1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamperaccording to lights and darks.2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you seehusband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror--make mental noteto do more sit-ups.4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, longloofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43added vitamins.6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhancedwith natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10minutes until red.9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake bodywash.10. Complain because your husband has been eating your ginger nutand jaffa cake body wash.11. Rinse conditioner off hair.12. Shave armpits and legs.13. Turn off shower.14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots withTilex.15. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.16. Check entire body for zits. Tweeze unwanted hairs. Return tobedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.How to Shower Like a Man1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed andleave them in a pile.2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way,shake wiener at her making the "woo-woo" sound.3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size ofyour wiener and scratch your ***.4. Get in the shower.5. Wash your face.6. Wash your armpits.7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off.8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loudthey sound in the shower.9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on thesoap.11. Shampoo your hair.12. Taste your wife's ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.13. Make a shampoo Mohawk.14. Pee.15. Rinse off and get out of shower.16. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor becausecurtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.17. Admire wiener size in mirror again.18. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.19. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you passwife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the "woo-woo" soundagain.20. Throw wet towel on bed.
Craig
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