Kenneth Brown
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A man from Texas, Heycods is his name I beleive, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up <br />next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. <br /><br />Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, <br /><br />" Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls ?" <br /><br />The guy in the Rolls says, " Yes, of course I do.." <br /><br />" I got one too... see ?" the Texan says. <br /><br />" Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice." <br /><br />" You got a fax machine ?" asks the Texan. <br /><br />" Why, actually, yes, I do." <br /><br />" I do too ! See ? It's right here !" brags the Texan. <br /><br />The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the <br />Volkswagen says, " So, do you have a double bed in back <br />there ?" <br /><br />The guy in the Rolls replies, " NO! Do you ?" <br /><br />" Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Texan replies. <br /><br />The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off. <br /><br />Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he <br />immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to <br />put a double bed in back of his car. <br /><br />About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up his <br />car and drives all over town looking for the volkswagen beetle <br />with the Texas plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside <br />the road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to it. <br /><br />The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels <br />somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly <br />modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen <br /><br />The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack & <br />peeks out. <br /><br />The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me ?" <br /><br />" Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What's up ?" <br /><br />" Check this out...I got a double bed installed in my Rolls now !! " <br /><br />The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT "
