Dave Abrahamson
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- May 8, 2003
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation. <br /><br />Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. <br /><br />He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. <br /><br />"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. <br /><br />"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. <br /><br />They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. <br /><br />After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ... and stay for breakfast. <br /><br />They have a wonderful, wonderful time. <br /><br />The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. <br /><br />The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!! <br /><br />"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" <br /><br />"No," she replies......... <br /><br />"You just happened to catch my eye." <br /> 
