Guess what I caught today

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Went out this morning @ my local lake and caught this

12 inch bass, Ok big deal you are saying, well then going back to the ramp I caught this off the dock.
Had to pull it in with my transom ratcheting strap hooked to the trailer frame, called the police after finding out it was a safe, yep sure enough they know where it came from. No money of course it was saw cut in 3 places.
Oh well that one didn't get away from me. I really pulled it out so nobody caught their lower end on it as it was shallow there.
 

Barnacle_Bill

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Re: Guess what I caught today

I've caught a lot of strange things while fishing, but never a safe.
 

cmchesse

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Re: Guess what I caught today

Caught a bridge pilling once, but it got away. In true fishing tale form, it was huge! I would have had it but the line broke.
 

triumphrick

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Re: Guess what I caught today

I was a Diebold Safe Co. rep for many a year and our later ATM machines had safe inserts just like that one. These are the machines the guys use front end loaders to pick off the drive thru or plow through the 7-11's, snatch em and head out and cut them up.
Did they let you keep it?? I have a combination change key...:p
 

INJUN

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Re: Guess what I caught today

It must have been a good fight. Record catch.:rolleyes:
 

arboldt

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Glad you're very safe-ty minded when you go fishing. :D
 

ebry710

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Is there a "safe" limit for those?

Come on there has got to be more "safe" fishing jokes out there. It seems like a "safe" topic to write about.
 

kenmyfam

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Shame it was not stuffed with cash !!!!
 

Splat

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Is there a "safe" limit for those?

Come on there has got to be more "safe" fishing jokes out there. It seems like a "safe" topic to write about.

Some people, have just too much time....................

Bill
 

rebars1

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I think I'll "vault" to another thread!
 

DrCox

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Re: Guess what I caught today

thats crazy,

Any results from the authorities as to where it came from?

-DrCox
 
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Re: Guess what I caught today

thats crazy,

Any results from the authorities as to where it came from?

-DrCox

When the ociffer seen the safe he had a police report already, and reported to dispatch that it was the safe from a local pizza pizza chain. It was stolen earlier this summer, according to my wife hearing on the local news.
 

HappierWet

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I'm having mixed feeling about thr lake being "safer":D
 

redeye1962

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the "combination" of these fishing tales is getting pretty amazing.
 

HappierWet

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:DI know some people don't want to wait in line, but "vault"ing the ramp?:D
 

SnappingTurtle

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:DI know some people don't want to wait in line, but "vault"ing the ramp?:D

"Vault"ing on the ramp is just not good boating etiquette, and all “Safe Boaters” know that.

When the ociffer seen the safe he had a police report already, and reported to dispatch that it was the safe from a local pizza pizza chain. It was stolen earlier this summer, according to my wife hearing on the local news.

Hopefully solving the disappearing Pizza Pizza Safe caper, will “slice” the unsolved case load, leaving the police more time to ponder ways of “taking a bite out of crime” while hanging out at the local Pizza Pizza restaurant.

Good work “big dreamer racing”!

With people like you in the community, it is “Safer” place for us all to live.
 

dlngr

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Re: Guess what I caught today

Think I'll leave the boat home today,and do a little BANK fishing.
 

HappierWet

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"Vault"ing on the ramp is just not good boating etiquette, and all ?Safe Boaters? know that.



Hopefully solving the disappearing Pizza Pizza Safe caper, will ?slice? the unsolved case load, leaving the police more time to ponder ways of ?taking a bite out of crime? while hanging out at the local Pizza Pizza restaurant.

Good work ?big dreamer racing?!

With people like you in the community, it is ?Safer? place for us all to live.

Yeah, I missed that one. It does redefine safe boating... Suddenly I have a sinking feeling. I wonder if the cops think the case is locked up?
 
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