There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out. <br />> The old woman went in her bedroom, stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string. <br />> When she walked out of the room her husband yelled, "You can't go out like that!" <br />> "I can go out as whatever I want and so can you!" <br />> The man agreed and went into his room. Soon, he came out naked with a string tied to his p**is and a potato at the end of the string. <br />> The woman said "You're going out as that?" <br />> "Yes," said the old man. "If you can go out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a ****tator." 
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