Harmful Foods

[OBJ]

A little bedtime humor to go along with yer digestive tract.<br /><br />A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.<br /> <br />"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago."<br /> <br />Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.<br /> <br />Chinese food is loaded with MSG.<br /> <br />High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.<br /> <br />But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have, or will, eat it.<br /><br />Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and<br />suffering for years after eating it?"<br /> <br />After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand and said,<br /> <br />"Wedding Cake."....

 

[roscoe]

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<br /><br />Why do brides wear white?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Well you want your new dishwasher to match the refrigerator, don't you?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />How do you turn your dishwasher into a snowblower?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Buy her a pair of boots and a shovel.

 

[Link]

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roscoe <br />Ewwwwww but cute... wait till Bassy reads this

 

[Bassy]

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I laughed.

 

[SeaMasterZ@aol.com]

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sounds like roscoe aughta be hung too!<br /><br />

 

[roscoe]

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Actually, she should wear white, so she matches my stove, dishwasher, fridge, tub, sinks, washer and dryer, toilet, car, freezers, crappie jigs, pet cuckatoos, and boat. All of which she would get to use, if she marries me. Gotta find her first.<br /><br />Hopefully her dress will match her teeth.<br /><br />Hopefully she has teeth.