If you have gotten away with it this long just wait until summer and then say, "lets go look at a boat or two" Then tell her you got this one at a real steal and couldnt pass it up. Just dont mention the date at which this transaction took place and your in the clear. Unless your kids are like mine and they will bust you out. They get a real kick watching old Dad squirm. But Ive busted them a few times so maybe we are even on that.
Hey, when you get picks of the boat....include a few of the couch.
Happy shopping!!
She just finished reading the post. She was dying laughing, but said she's going to kill me!!! She wanted to me to tell you guys that we're going couch shopping tomorrow (and maybe to the jewelry store)!!![]()
So if you have a house and a farm with the barn that you rent out, it sounds like money is not an issue so a boat should be no problem! As it turned out to be... Funny she found out first though. Wives are sneaky that way!
Park it in the driveway with a card addressed to her saying you're sorry, the relationship is over, and asking her to keep quiet ..... then sign it Tiger Woods... then accuse her of being unfaithful, but willing to forget about it if she promises to never do it again..
Oh yeah, I remember now why I'm divorced....
Update - I told her that I had been thinking of naming the boat "Suprise"! She didn't think that was as funny. I've got a great wife!
Just tell her! You can do without sex for six months!