tashasdaddy
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My Name Is Alice Smith And I Was Sitting In The Waiting-room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name.
Suddenly, I Remembered That A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy Of The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 30-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then?
Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.
This Balding, Grey-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate.
After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High School ...
" Yes! Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang." He Gleamed With Pride.
"when Did You Graduate?" I Asked.
He Answered, "in 1967. Why Do You Ask?"
"you Were In My Class!" I Exclaimed.
He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Bald, Wrinkled, Fat ***, Grey-haired, Decrepit Son-of-a-***** Asked, "what Did You Teach?"
Suddenly, I Remembered That A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy Of The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 30-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then?
Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.
This Balding, Grey-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate.
After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High School ...
" Yes! Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang." He Gleamed With Pride.
"when Did You Graduate?" I Asked.
He Answered, "in 1967. Why Do You Ask?"
"you Were In My Class!" I Exclaimed.
He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Bald, Wrinkled, Fat ***, Grey-haired, Decrepit Son-of-a-***** Asked, "what Did You Teach?"
