help me name my boat

[chaddemler1980]

k guys i am single and lookin and want to name my boat something that reflects that. i got a list of 20 possible names for my boat. please help me choose by picking the best FIVE 5 that you like or add some if you have any that relate. one of these will be the name of my boat. post a reply with your top five.

Edit: Not iboats style.

 

[Don Dickinson]

Re: help me name my boat

what kind of boat is this ... a floating porn machine?
best non family oriented name i've seen is a old, but nice wooden boat called:
Morning Wood.

not sure i have an opinion about your names as i don't know much about you or your boat, but i guess i like:
Props Off
and
B-Yacht-CH

 

[CATransplant]

Re: help me name my boat

Well, I doubt your post will last long here, but here goes:

A clever name on your boat won't do the trick for you. And most of the names you've posted aren't clever...they're just offensive. At least they seem so to me and, I anticipate, to most women, too.

How about a name that doesn't evoke your apparent desperation to see women's breasts and to have some sort of sexual fantasy fulfilled? Something like "Chad's Dream" or something that is cute rather than nasty.

Again, I imagine this thread will shortly disappear, since this is a family-oriented board.

 

[Phantom_II]

Re: help me name my boat

Innocence Lost
Stern Drive
Lake Move (wondering if anyone will catch this)
Prop-U-Up


OK, that's more than five

EDIT: WAS more than 5

 

[woosterken]

Re: help me name my boat

WHOA CAT,
I agree with you,with a mind set like that it is no wonder he is single.

woosterken

 

[Windykid]

Re: help me name my boat

Sea n Gul



Free lunch

Why knot

Looking

 

[myoung84]

Re: help me name my boat

How about:



Looking for Love

or make the name your phone number. 555-555-1234

 

[Fl_Richard]

Re: help me name my boat

How about:

Your Name Here
Foolin Around
Blew by U -- If its a fast boat
Nooner
Gotcha

 

[Windykid]

Re: help me name my boat

Wealthy

Doctor

lawyer

My other boat is a mega yacht

 

[Windykid]

Re: help me name my boat

Straight Guy

Not gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Free boat to a willing lass

 

[Windykid]

Re: help me name my boat

Viva Viagra

Smiling Bob

Or gas matron

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: help me name my boat

That's enough.