HELP, Wife is gonna kill me...

[CheapboatKev]

Re: HELP, Wife is gonna kill me...

Oh yeah..She's a keeper..

Mine wants to know why stainless screw thingies are soooo expensive, Can't you just use these? (As she picks up a box of roofing nails are some junk!!!

Yet a 300.00 COACH purse from the outlet is a fantastic deal

I will go with her next time to the outlet store and take a plastic grocery shopping bag, hide it in my pocket and when she picks up a purse to show me..well you have it figured out by now....bwaaa-haaa-haaaaaaaa

 

[Manatee]

Re: HELP, Wife is gonna kill me...

I will go with her next time to the outlet store and take a plastic grocery shopping bag, hide it in my pocket and when she picks up a purse to show me..well you have it figured out by now....bwaaa-haaa-haaaaaaaa

Be sure to take an air mattress with you when she sends you to the dog house

 

[Bob_VT]

Re: HELP, Wife is gonna kill me...

Oh yeah..She's a keeper..

Yet a 300.00 COACH purse from the outlet is a fantastic deal

I will go with her next time to the outlet store and take a plastic grocery shopping bag, hide it in my pocket and when she picks up a purse to show me..well you have it figured out by now....bwaaa-haaa-haaaaaaaa

Be very carefull..... women become ADDICTED to the Coach purses ...... I do know :redface: I earned that T shirt too......

 

[IES99]

Re: HELP, Wife is gonna kill me...

Oh yeah..She's a keeper..

Mine wants to know why stainless screw thingies are soooo expensive, Can't you just use these? (As she picks up a box of roofing nails are some junk!!!
Yet a 300.00 COACH purse from the outlet is a fantastic deal
I will go with her next time to the outlet store and take a plastic grocery shopping bag, hide it in my pocket and when she picks up a purse to show me..well you have it figured out by now....bwaaa-haaa-haaaaaaaa

Purses and shoes: a woman can never have too many. Be careful or she may use those stainless screws on you.

 

[Tim Frank]

Re: HELP, Wife is gonna kill me...

Well, she came home but it was dark and didn't see the boat. Thought I had gotten off easy but...

She came in, we grabbed a cup of coffee and sat out on the porch to talk about how her weekend with her sister went. Conversation was ambling along with me trying to find a way to work around to the new boat topic when out of the blue she says, "Well, are you going to show me the new boat"?

I sat there like a dear caught in the headlights. Umm, uh, ah.... She laughed and said, "I know you old man and I know that with a weekend on your own you would find something to drag home, where did you put it"?

Umm, ah, uh, sputter sputter... She knows me to well.

Walked to the shed this morning so she could see it and, color me shocked, she said I made a good deal and was right to jump on it. Someone pinch me so I know this was not a dream!

Wait till you see what she bought in town!.....