<br /><br />We can follow the footsteps of O-Be-OneFishbuster
.....but you guys are makeing it tough on me.... <br /><br />I've been biteing my nails down to the nub passing on some posting that normaly i would have joked around on. <br /><br />Its hard.....I mean realy hard not to joke around. Exspeicaly when you are fun hearted kinda guy. for me smiles and fishing go hand and hand.... <br /><br />what fun is it to fish and not bust your buddys chops or get your own chops busted? <br /><br />For me its like trying to quit smoking....I don't know how long i can stay on the wagon.....You guys are posting some good stuff too! <br /><br />Sooner or later i'm going to pop a bolt and let it fly....Its just a matter of time for this hummor junky. <br /><br />D.Ts wood.
"POP KABOOM CRASH" <br /><br />Watch Out: BlastaWood is out! <br /><br />Lures that have more than six differant moving parts. <br /><br />Fish smell atractents that the lable reads "this product contains ingreedeants that are known to the state of califoria to cause cancer and birth defects in newborn babies". <br /><br />Water roaches....no matter how fast they go and how cheap they are being sold for.<br /><br />Casting your bobber 2" from your buddys while he's getting a nibble and your spot is dead.<br /><br />Drinking from your fishing buddys beer while he is fighting a big fish and has his back to you. <br /><br />And NEVER EVER come twards a man with a normark skinner and a fist full strings while he is tring to get a Bomber-long-A out of the faimly jewles.....Just calmly slip over the side of the boat and start swimming for the dock....Its for your safty as much as his dignity! <br /><br />The shoa fin monk and the jedi angler are all part of the same clan....the jedi angler just has a faster boat.<br /><br />HE, HE, HE.....I guess this makes JB our Yoda <br /><br />storywood. <br />A new 75hp aint cheep. Mabe by next spring my boat will be back up to speed. 75hp plus 15 1/2' boat, good Jedi-speed
<br /><br />I hope you have a whole lot of insurance. <br /><br />I would love to fish up north sometime....And yea, you guys would have to teach me some of that northern "snowleapord style gung fu" <br /><br />I'd look kinda funny tring to use my "frog on loutus style gung fu" up there. <br /><br />I probly would'nt catch much up there on a D.O.A. shrimp or a sabiki rig. <br /><br />Your wife is going to think your nuts for hanging all that garlic on your boat and going out in the wee hours in the morning to the alter of sacrifice and dancing around burning cups of fish scales and old spools of line in preparation for my arivel....If she only new of the power of the dark side and the curse it has bestowed upon me....OOOOOHHHHHHHH THE MISERY. <br /><br />VooDoowood.
