Hey Lady you have something on the side of your boat

Barbee Q

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My top list of things you can get stopped for: Speeding, weaving in the road, yelling at kids, DUI of fishing, California stop w/boat, Running a red light, lights not working on trailor, (those are all this things I did wrong that weekend) Not the fish hanging from the back of my boat......<br /><br />This is my excuss for the above mentioned, Officer...<br />The Speeding: Everybody knows it is almost impossibly to do the speed limit on the hwy when the semi-trucks are bigger than you and you try to keep up with the flow of traffic.. The average speed on HWY 5 is 60-65.. Cars are doing 80 in a posted 70.. The scarest part is I had this A-HOLE pass me doing 90 on the right side, that is the white safty line , you know where cars end up if they break down..<br /><br />The Weaving in the Road and Yelling at kids : This is what happens when you turn your head to yell back at the 2 boys who think my back seat is a wrestling mat... Knock it Off Right NOW or your Walking... My son stops quickly.. Believe me when you make a kid walk 2-miles home for disrespecting or being a putt in the car.. Makes him think that 30 miles is a long walk home.. Not that I would do that...<br /><br />DUI OF FISHING : After dealing with 2 teenage boys, plus gaining about 9 other kids at my campsite. Doing first aide to a kid who completely cut his wide open and had to go the hospitol. I had 2 glass's of wine and fished at the waters edge.. And most people probally would gone through a 12-pk after what I experienced on the lake... In other words I don't drink and drive.. I like my clean record and very low insurance rates...<br /><br />The Cal.. Stop w/boat : I'm in the country and there wasn't a soul in site..<br /><br />Running the Red light : Well, I was stuck in traffic behind a truck in Redding going to the lake and if you ask me, the Semi should of stopped when it turned yellow. He was blocking the veiw of the signal.. I didn't know it was already Red until I was through it. There were 2 other cars behind me pushing me through also.. But I wasn't the the one blocking traffic, they were..<br /><br />The lights not working on the trailor: Now that was my fault.. I accidently knocked off the ground wire to the trailor, hooking it up.. That was a very quick fix..<br /><br />Now who in their right mind would convict me on all that.. I have see worst..
 

djzyla1980

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Re: Hey Lady you have something on the side of your boat

<shaking head> Begining to think that it's best for Barbara Dee to be on that side of the USA... and not closer to the mid
 

Barbee Q

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Re: Hey Lady you have something on the side of your boat

It was my son who left the fish on the back of the boat.. I know now to do a walk around and I even check under too. Plus i check chains, hook-ups and things that can fly.. Out of the boat of course..
 

alden135

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Re: Hey Lady you have something on the side of your boat

Important facts Barbara Dee should know:<br /><br />I'm Scottalian<br /><br />I have a boat<br /><br /> ;) <br /><br />(yes I know, a shameless post to this thread :D )
 

Braxton

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Re: Hey Lady you have something on the side of your boat

Funny stuff,
 

Barbee Q

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Re: Hey Lady you have something on the side of your boat

Originally posted by alden:<br />[QB] Important facts Barbara Dee should know:<br /><br />I'm Scottalian<br /><br />I have a boat<br /><br /> <br />I see that you have a boat, but Where are you? I Can't see you fishing from it..
 

Barbee Q

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Re: Hey Lady you have something on the side of your boat

Originally posted by Dave J Z:<br /> <shaking head> Begining to think that it's best for Barbara Dee to be on that side of the USA... and not closer to the mid
Just to let you know there is a very good reason for all the above mentioned.. Read below as I go through it carefully.........
 

alden135

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Re: Hey Lady you have something on the side of your boat

I tried to get a seal to take my pic, but he just sat there acting like he didn't understand me. :)
 

Barbee Q

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Re: Hey Lady you have something on the side of your boat

I am so sorry Guys and gails, I accidently errased my own story. I thought I hit the QUOTE button.. But I have a good excuss in the above remarks..
 

deputydawg

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Re: Hey Lady you have something on the side of your boat

Barbara Dee, why don't you come on down and join us in Dockside Chat? I think you would like the conversations there, and would add a lot to that forum.
 

Barbee Q

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Re: Hey Lady you have something on the side of your boat

I'll have to do that, becuase I have been on the dock and heard men talk.. Ladies too.. Things like oh my god, I don't think that person can fit in that tiny boat. Whoops my mistake, my turn to buy a beer, you won.. Or I bet you 10 bucks she isn't going fit in that wetsuit?..Of course I looked.. She got into it, but her friend couldn't quite zip it up in the back.. Had to be there.. My funniest one yet, Did you see the feet on that guy? His wife was standing by laughing as she walked by and kissed him.. Or my favorite: this guy didn't tie his boat up and iy started to float away so he tried to jump in it and missed.. I got another one and this is it.. What happens when a rather large guy try's to rent a boat? ... The kid rents him the smallest boat availible and takes pictures. The mean part is, he is smiling and waving at the camera.. There were some other commits as he was leaving the dock in a boat half sunk.. Like: Are you going to get him if he gets stuck. Will flip for it.
 
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