Honest mistake

[Lakefisher420]

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Originally posted by CN Spots:<br /> There used to be a Master Baiter Fishing Tackle website that sold hats and shirts and such. Nearly bought one. <br /><br />Their motto was: Fish or go Blind.<br /><br />spots

<br /><br />Slogan is: "AT MASTER BAITER´S SPORFISHING & TACKLE : WE WON´T JERK YOU AROUND"!

 

[fireman57]

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Friend of mine in Kokomo IN whose last name is Long had seven kids. The last one was male and he named him Hardin.

 

[thunderroad]

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I went to school with a guy named George Harold Strange. Naturally we called him Hal. I lost track of him but I guess he became a sales rep for an ag chemical company. He walked into my office one day and plopped down his business card. G. Hal Strange....I swear to God.<br />My daughter is married to a guy named Knight. They have a son named Mason. I know for a fact they have never heard of the wood product of that name. I don't have the heart to tell them...yet.

 

[mrloring]

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One of the guys at the firehall is Jeff John Bill and we call him Johnny Three Names.

 

[tomatolord]

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How about the mom who named her kid ****he@d - she spelled it like she pronounced it sha thayed<br /><br />Knew a rose who married bob bush - became rose bush.<br /><br />Named my second son Logan - and yes the reason was becuase wolverines name is logan!<br /><br />Tomatolord

 

[sprouticus]

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where to start...............<br /><br />knew a girl named Sandy Beach<br /><br />the cheif of a Volunteer fire hall I used to belong to was named Rob Banks.<br /><br />Met someone named Crystal Ball.<br /><br />My best frind in grade 5 was named Mathew Mathews (his mom married Dave Mathews when he was 7).<br /><br />met someone named Philip Philips (don't know his story).<br /><br />my little brothers highschool principal was named Walter Hog......his wife's name was Ima...............Ima Hog.<br /><br />And my Dad swears he was highschool friends with a guy named Richard Head........or D ick-Head for short.

 

[jtexas]

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The real Ima Hogg - <br />"Ima Hogg (1882-1975), philanthropist and patron of the arts, daughter of Sarah Ann (Stinson) and Governor James Stephen Hogg, was born in Mineola, Texas, on July 10, 1882. She had three brothers, William Clifford Hogg, born in 1875; Michael, born in 1885; and Thomas Elisha Hogg, born in 1887. Ima was named for the heroine of a Civil War poem written by her uncle Thomas Elisha and was affectionately known as Miss Ima for most of her long life. She was eight years old when her father was elected governor; she spent much of her early life in Austin.... "<br /><br />A local legend has it that Governor Hogg had another daughter named Youra, but that's not true.

 

[KM2]

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Went to high school with a girl named Mary, years later she married a guy with the last name Poppin. <br /> <br />Don't you think she should have ruled that guy out as soon as she heard his last name.

 

[lukecarolina]

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In middle school, had a principle named Jim Short

 

[KeltonKrew]

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My wife's maiden name is Whiteside.<br /><br />My BIL is a big-whig for a large company. He was going to dinner one night at a fancy resturant and had called in reservations. When they got to the resturant, he approached the hostess and and said "Whiteside"....the hostess leaned into him and whispered...."Sir, we do not discriminate here..."

 

[jtexas]

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My MIL's name is Gay Nell...she was traveling with me & the wife on a "family pass" on my favorite airline, "space available," meaning you give up your seat to paying passengers. We had boarded already and just about settled in when the flight attendant approached and said "Are you Gay?" <br />"Yes." <br />"Then I need to ask you to get your things and come with me."

 

[sprouticus]

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LAMO@ THE LAST 2 POSTS. seriously. My *** is now gone.

 

[Dave Abrahamson]

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Originally posted by jtexas:<br /> My MIL's name is Gay Nell...she was traveling with me & the wife on a "family pass" on my favorite airline, "space available," meaning you give up your seat to paying passengers. We had boarded already and just about settled in when the flight attendant approached and said "Are you Gay?" <br />"Yes." <br />"Then I need to ask you to get your things and come with me."

I knew that one sounded familiar!<br /> http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/obnoxious.asp <br /><br /> http://www.gaydaze.com/sstory/curfolk.html <br /><br /> http://www.campusnut.com/urbanmyths.cfm?id=56

 

[jtexas]

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<br />That's really her name, and it actually happened. <br /><br />Okay, the flight attendant actually addressed her as Mrs. _____<br /><br />

 

[anyfishlldo]

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Yep, there's a Master Bait and Tackle in Heeney Colorado too, they have great radio ads.<br /><br /><br />And my old neighbor was Richard Paine but he went by D*ck.

 

[raymondmoyer]

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There was a pitcher for the kc royals in the 80's named Russel Kuntz, they called him rusty.<br /><br />Mom attended school with a young lady named Ophelia Butt.<br /><br />I attended school with a young man named Blue Tool, His father was named Harry.

 

[79Merc140]

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When I was in the Coast Guard, we had a new Lt checking on board and I looked at his name tag and his last name was we****. I asked him why he didn't change it when he turned 18 (Wether it was true or not), he never really did answer me. But, it was funny to see the reactions of everyone whenever his name was anounced on the loud speakers.<br /><br />My Brothers friend's last name was bonum, and she named her little girl Satin Blue. You know that kid is going through a living hell at school.<br /><br />Craig