How did you torture your dad

[avenger79]

Re: How did you torture your dad

Didn't every kid throw up at just the right time in the right place, car/truck restraunt, wedding, funeral ETC

OH yea, accidently drop dads new fishing rod over board.

oh man, I had a rental truck one time. this really cute girl gave me an upgrade from a car to a truck because my truck had been in a wreck. anyway, I took my son out for a ride in it and he tossed lunch all over that thing.

had to clean it up and then go tell very cute girl that yeah I might not be as single as was earlier thought

 

[avenger79]

Re: How did you torture your dad

as for what I did to my dad. in general I was probably one of the most challenging kids ever. LOL

but the grand finale was when I got my license. it got to the point where he would get up in the middle of the night to see if my car was home. if it wasn't he would wake me then ask, "did you crash another one?" it was either smashed up or in hiding from an earlier offense if it wasn't in the driveway. one stop was in our driveway, four cop cars with lights and sirens etc. the neighbors loved to tell my dad all about the things they would do to that %$#%$# kid of his. LOL

you know it's funny I wasn't really his, (adopted) and we never really got along. (few broken bones from punishments) but all in all I bet no man on earth could have handled the crap I put him through.

we won't even talk about the girls.

 

[Cofe]

Re: How did you torture your dad

Back in my high school days I was sometimes known to inhale certain substances,,,, unlike Bill Clinton....but,,,,,,,to make a long story short,,,,,, my Dad found a couple doobies in my car, and promptly brought me, and them, to the trash can and burned them. I was really bummed out, that was some superior high dollar Jamaican herb he just torched.

So....In Defiance..... I cruised the countryside, and collected a copious amount of native, (ditch weed) seeds and proceeded to plant all his cattle corals. Next spring there was a up-springing of a vast crop. The plants grew to twelve foot tall, and my Dad didn't even know what they were. He said,,,,,those weeds sure make good shade for those cattle..............anyhow he didn't know what was going on until the county contacted him and wanted to spray the noxious weeds. I was ROTFL when he told me.......He said ....Those things sure grew good, too bad we can't grow them for a cash crop...........Little did he know

 

[fishrdan]

Re: How did you torture your dad

Next spring there was a up-springing of vast crop.

LOL, one of my friends said his grandmother had a HUGE plant in her back yard that she was nurturing as any old lady would do with prize roses. The local kids kept tearing up her plant so she called the cops to report the incident. The cops advised her as to what species her plant was.

No, I never sampled that plant....