Humor,...... or Reality......

Bondo

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Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua.

But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day
With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.

"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton .

This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.

He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"

And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog!
As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing
on all his past outings.

He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual

Sure enough, there was the hooker!

Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled...

See what you get for five bucks!?"............d:)
 

Plainsman

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Now that there is just FUNNY!!d:):=
 

CalicoKid

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LOL got change comin too!
 

Reel Poor

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At five dollars he's been overcharged. :^
 

KaGee

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Laddies said:
I'm with Real Poor on this one 8)

Me too... couldn't pay me enough.... brrrrr!
 

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Bill's a better man than me! Not enough Miller Lite on earth to make Hillary a 10 @ 2:00..........
 

davemaxi1970

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hillary is definately a triple bagger! Two for over her head and one for you just in cased:)
 

Stratosfied

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All I know is this, and this is the ultimate truth....

I have never seen an old,fat, or UGLY rich woman!8)


Brewton, In Sweet Home Alabama!
 

BoatBuoy

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You mean this doesn't do it for you?

Hillaryinathong.jpg
 

Limited-Time

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Stratosfied said:
All I know is this, and this is the ultimate truth....

I have never seen an old,fat, or UGLY rich woman!8)


Brewton, In Sweet Home Alabama!

Rosann Bar.................??
 

rottenray6402

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LOL! A local chicken place here has a Hillary Clinton special lunch, 2 fat thighs, two small brea$ts, and one left wing. After all she is our senator that has brought 200,000 jobs to western NY!
 

treedancer

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I believe that I would have changed the last part from this…..


He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual

Sure enough, there was the hooker!

Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled......$50.bucks




To this….


He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual

Sure enough, there was the hooker!

Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled... $50 bucks

Bill smiled and waved at the Hooker as he said to Hillary see honey, I can still raise campaign funds with the best of them, and you said that I lost my touch.8)

And they kept on joggin into the sunset.

[Hey were not talking about “GW” here, everybody has to remember how fast Bill could think.]
 

Bondo

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rottenray6402 said:
After all she is our senator that has brought 200,000 jobs to western NY!

Ayuh,........

She would also Like you to Believe that She,+ She Alone has turn Jefferson Counties Economy into the Fastest Growing in New York State............
Even after the Fort Drum buildup was Cut back during the Clinton Regime........

treedancer,..........

You're doing No Better at Rewriting My Joke,...........
Than when you Try to Rewrite History..............d:)
 
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