I am always attracted to the wrong women...

[generator12]

I like good music, long walks, fine dining, sunrises....

The women I am attracted to seem to prefer pepper spray and restraining orders....!

Why is that?

 

[bruceb58]

Re: I am always attracted to the wrong women...

The women I am attracted to seem to prefer pepper spray and restraining orders....!

If these two are usually directed at you, may not be the women...might be you.

 

[southkogs]

Re: I am always attracted to the wrong women...

The women I am attracted to seem to prefer pepper spray and restraining orders....!

Why is that?

Jumping out of the park bushes, grabbing the woman and trying to explain to her that she'll "learn to love you" can lead to both pepper spray and restraining orders rather often. Have you considered another approach?

 

[fireman57]

Re: I am always attracted to the wrong women...

My girlfriend thinks that I am a stalker. Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet.

 

[aspeck]

Re: I am always attracted to the wrong women...

Try meeting them in Church instead of a dark stairwell, it might go better for you ...

 

[duke33]

Re: I am always attracted to the wrong women...

I like good music, long walks, fine dining, sunrises....

The women I am attracted to seem to prefer pepper spray and restraining orders....!

Why is that?

Can you explain that a little better?

 

[coastalrichard]

Re: I am always attracted to the wrong women...

Myself, I'm avoiding girlfriends right now...pretty sure the Admiral appreciates it

 

[paultjohnson]

Re: I am always attracted to the wrong women...

I like good music, long walks, fine dining, sunrises....

The women I am attracted to seem to prefer pepper spray and restraining orders....!

Why is that?

My girlfriend thinks that I am a stalker. Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet.

Thats funny right there!!! ROTFLMFAO

 

[ngt]

Re: I am always attracted to the wrong women...

I like good music, long walks, fine dining, sunrises....

The women I am attracted to seem to prefer pepper spray and restraining orders....!

Why is that?

Be happy it's just pepper spray. Probably low grade too. Some women carry 22's in their purses.

 

[aspeck]

Re: I am always attracted to the wrong women...

Be happy it's just pepper spray. Probably low grade too. Some women carry 22's in their purses.

Mine carries a Taurus Judge, so you better hope it is the first shot with #6 .410, cause the second is 00 Buck and the 3rd and 4th are .45 auto hollow points! That could really ruin your day! LOL!

 

[tomdinwv]

Re: I am always attracted to the wrong women...

Myself, I'm avoiding girlfriends right now...pretty sure the Admiral appreciates it

Ditto... A girlfriend at this point in my life would bring on a whole new set of problems I don't even want to think about dealing with.

 

[generator12]

Re: I am always attracted to the wrong women...

So are you guys suggesting I put away my chloroform and try flowers?

 

[bassman284]

Re: I am always attracted to the wrong women...

Jumping out of the park bushes, grabbing the woman and trying to explain to her that she'll "learn to love you" can lead to both pepper spray and restraining orders rather often. Have you considered another approach?

Well, yeah, but it will work out favorably just often enough to keep a guy trying. Unless you jump a lady actually packing heat. Then...

 

[LippCJ7]

Re: I am always attracted to the wrong women...

So are you guys suggesting I put away my chloroform and try flowers?

And with that Gentlemen we have The Post of the year WINNER!!!


Everyone please Congratulate generator12 for his new Crown!!

 

[tswiczko]

Re: I am always attracted to the wrong women...

Congrats generator12, but keep the chloroform handy in case things don't go the way you would like them to:facepalm:.

Could try soaking the flowers in chloroform so when she takes a whiff she falls for ya

 

[BonairII]

Re: I am always attracted to the wrong women...

So are you guys suggesting I put away my chloroform and try flowers?

Not at all........you need both of them.

The flowers are given AFTER the chloroform wears off.

 

[LippCJ7]

Re: I am always attracted to the wrong women...

You know my Father used to tell me that there are two kinds of women in this world,

The kind you bring home to Mom, and the kind you don't...

 

[southkogs]

Re: I am always attracted to the wrong women...

So are you guys suggesting I put away my chloroform and try flowers?

No, not yet. The delicate question is, "which order do they get used in?"

In my experience the flowers should be sufficient to "get" the girl. The chloroform may be more handy in controlling the situation later in the relationship ... and it's very possible you may opt to use it on yourself.



(apologies to the Southkogs Admiral ... she's a keeper)

 

[colding]

Re: I am always attracted to the wrong women...

Mine carries a Taurus Judge, so you better hope it is the first shot with #6 .410, cause the second is 00 Buck and the 3rd and 4th are .45 auto hollow points! That could really ruin your day! LOL!

Might want to check that out, I believe the Judge shoots .45LC, not ACP.

 

[FlaCowboy]

Re: I am always attracted to the wrong women...

Well heck generator12....you are in Luck today...I happen to have one slightly used, wife in "menapause for the last 13 years" that loves good music, fine dining, long walks and sunrises... I am Willing to Trade her for a boat...I do not care if the boat has a hole in the hull with no motor...just come and get her and leave the boat and title.

P.S. No Tradebacks