I won't be in today

stan_deezy

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Gee's talk about incompetent!!! :mad: <br /><br />For the last six weeks we've been having power cuts. Every time we've phoned the power company and been told "There's nothing showing up on our system" and that's been it.<br />At the weekend we suffered a grand total of 14 power-outs! 14 times the power just shut down. Got to the stage it wasn't safe using anything electrical.<br />Power company still saying "nothing showing on the system, it must be your house electrics, have you checked?"<br />"oh sorry, silly me, of course I've £$%%^£%& checked!!" :mad: :mad: :mad: <br /><br />Now despite the denials from teh company that anything was wrong and that an entire village (and it's one horse) was suffering power-outs, all of a sudden the road is dug up, guys are drinking tea everywhere while leaning against vans and trucks and that teeth whistling sound fills the air.<br /><br />But that isn't the best bit...........yesterday a note was pushed through the letterbox......<br /><br />"Date: 03 Feb 06<br /><br />Dear Customer,<br /><br />we regret that we are experiencing technical difficulties with the power supply in your area<br />and we are attempting to resolve these on the 29 Feb 06.<br />Due to this work on the 23 Feb 06 your power will be disconnected from 0700-1600.<br /><br />During this time, 0900-1700, you may experience difficulties using power appliances.<br /><br />If, during the hours when the power is off, 0630-1730, you are infirm or require assistance, please contact our helpline on...........(there's no number printed!) and one of our service representatives will assist you.<br /><br />It is expected that power will be reconnected by 12 Mar 07 and we apologise in advance for this minor inconvenience."<br /><br />I've cut out some of the other gobble-de-gook but I'd love someone to tell me when the power is actually going out and when it's coming back on.......surely not 12 March 2007?????????<br /><br />I spoke to the guy that was left to guard the hole in the ground and he shrugged his shoulders and said "It's tomorrow guv" <br /><br />So that's why my blood pressure is high and you won't see any posts from Stan or the Deezy Clan today (and stop cheering RP!) :D
 

RPJS

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Re: I won't be in today

I didn't realise they had got mains elecricity up to your neck of the woods Stan. ;) :p :D :D
 

lark2004

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Re: I won't be in today

they don't.... That's why they've dug up the road.<br /><br />At least when the power is fixed, it will give the horse a break. (imagine here, a horse running around inside a giant hamster wheel, supplying power to the town....)
 

Bondo

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Re: I won't be in today

Eeeeeewwww Boy,........... :rolleyes: <br /><br />I Can't Wait,.........<br /><br />Our local Power Suppy Company was just Bought Out by 1 of Your British Power Companies,........<br /><br />National Grid........
 

heycods

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Re: I won't be in today

Its a great life out here in the stix. Every time it lightnings within 50 mi. my electricity is off for 45min to an hr. So fat that has only cost 2 puters ,2 refrigerators,3 or 4 TVs , 3 central air units and Countless Water pumps. Water pumps and outside units for cent air are not covered by insurance as they are not inside the house.
 

Limited-Time

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I would inform you as to the out come of this lively tail, but unfortunately Stan, you would not receive my words of wisdom until after the fact. ;) :p :p
 

RubberFrog

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Re: I won't be in today

Originally posted by Stan_Deezy:<br />Now despite the denials from teh company that anything was wrong and that an entire village (and it's one horse) was suffering power-outs, all of a sudden the road is dug up, guys are drinking tea everywhere while leaning against vans and trucks and that teeth whistling sound fills the air.
This is my favorite part.
 

fireship1

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Re: I won't be in today

I have the small generator always on standby in the garage (Coleman Powermate 1850). If the power goes out here for any extended time rest assured; the beer will stay cold, the TV will be on, and yes I will still be posting on iBoats! :D
 

QC

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Re: I won't be in today

Originally posted by Stan_Deezy:<br />we are attempting to resolve these on the 29 Feb 06.
I am not so sure the finish date is your biggest problem . . . ;) Anybody else catch this? :D
 

KaGee

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Re: I won't be in today

Gotta luv them public employees! :p
 

Limited-Time

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Re: I won't be in today

Originally posted by QC:<br />
Originally posted by Stan_Deezy:<br />we are attempting to resolve these on the 29 Feb 06.
I am not so sure the finish date is your biggest problem . . . ;) Anybody else catch this? :D
No pro-blem-O QC, with all that fancy technology the British command, time travel, I'm sure will be used to it's full potential in resolving this matter. ;) ;) :p :D :D
 

QC

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Re: I won't be in today

Originally posted by Limited-Time:<br /> time travel, I'm sure will be used to it's full potential
Whewww. I was getting worried :rolleyes: :p :p :D
 

stan_deezy

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Re: I won't be in today

Originally posted by lark2004:<br /> they don't.... That's why they've dug up the road.<br /><br />At least when the power is fixed, it will give the horse a break. (imagine here, a horse running around inside a giant hamster wheel, supplying power to the town....)
Lark I suspect that the problem was that the horse was drugged :D <br /><br />And guess what the best bit of this sorry tale was...............only one guy turned up and our power didn't go out at all yesterday!<br /><br />Apparently......."the guv'ners off sick wiv a 'angover mate!" (apparently the English soccer team managed to win a friendly game the previous evening).<br /><br />Yeah I spotted the 29th Feb thing too, nearly wet myself with that one!<br /><br />So when is the power actually going off, well I don't know but I su
 

QC

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Re: I won't be in today

LMAO @ su . . .
 

RPJS

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Re: I won't be in today

Originally posted by Stan_Deezy:<br /> <br /><br />Apparently......."the guv'ners off sick wiv a 'angover mate!" (apparently the English soccer team managed to win a friendly game the previous evening).<br /><br />
Have Scotland still got a football team Stan!! <br /><br /> :p :p :D :D
 

stan_deezy

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Oh that was fun (and I don't mean RP's comment regarding our ill-ustrious soccer team :( )<br /><br />Just as I was typing the power people (Power Rangers anyone?) pulled up outside, knocked on the door and told me the power was about to go out, hence the "...su" in my last post: I just hit the post button and shut down to become iboatless for several long, long, long hours :rolleyes: <br /><br />Only.......the power never actually did go out yesterday :confused: I reckon it was too cold for the guys (a balmy minus 8'C for most of the day-looking on the brightside there were no displays of "builders cleavage"). All the equipment has been left lying in the field so I assume they are coming back (!) next week to finish off the job.<br /><br />And just to crown it all it looks like the English might be able to win another game of rounders in India :rolleyes: oh joy :p
 

roscoe

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Re: I won't be in today

Originally posted by Stan_Deezy:<br />It is expected that power will be reconnected by 12 Mar 07 and we apologise in advance for this minor inconvenience."<br /><br />
Since you will be without power until 12 Mar 07, you have until then..... to start paying the power bill. :)
 

stan_deezy

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Thanks Roscoe, I never thought of using that one (and apologies for not spotting your reply sooner :( )<br /><br />So it's offishul......today is the day we go powerless all day :( :( <br /><br />No iboats for an entire day and coming so soon after yesterdays crash.....I'm orf to see my therapist :cool: <br /><br />Y'all be good now! :D :p
 
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