If there was a STARMADA movie....

NetDoc

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Tinsel Town

The Tin Cup

Tin Little Indians

In Search of Tin Laden

Pushing Tin

Tinsider's Story

The Tin Commandments

In Tin tional Grounding (A football story)

Tin Most Wanted

Tin Lizzies

Men In Tin

A Starcraft is Born

When you Wish Upon a Starcraft

Starcraft Crossed Lovers

Some Tinchanted Evening

Some Tin to get excited about!

Just Tin Time.

Tin Crazy
 

jbcurt00

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The Tin Commandments

Some Tin to get excited about!

Just Tin Time.

Tin Crazy

The rest are good, these 4 are GREAT! :cool: And fit right into the Starmada philosophy ;)
 

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"The Tin Commandments"... That makes me think. Just what are the Tin Commandments?

Thou shalt not use pressure treated.

Got stuck after 1. Going back to the mountain top.
 

emoney

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You know, I'm sure that 'Tin'sel Town would approve of most of those movie names. Although, it's very reminiscent of the cartoon The Flintstones and their adding "rock" to every name. So maybe instead of movies, we branch out....

"Ask not what your tinny can do for you, but what you can do for your tinny"
"Read my lips: NO MORE TINNIES"

And for all you weak typers that need practice;

"Now is the time for all good men to come to aid of their tinnies"

Or, practicing your annunciation;

"The tin in Spain falls gently on the plain"
"Timmy sells tinshells by the tinshore"
 

NetDoc

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Repent you Tinner! Or for those who use too much solvent in their paints: Repaint you Thinner!

Real Tin!

Tinsin

Tinder moments

One Tin Soldier

The Wizard of Tin

Tin Man (As opposed to Rain Man)

I am sure there are more...
 

STARCRAFT16SS

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"The Tin Commandments"... That makes me think. Just what are the Tin Commandments?

Thou shalt not use pressure treated.

Got stuck after 1. Going back to the mountain top.

1. Thou shalt not use pressure treated.
2. Thou shalt not use hull as electrical grounding path..........avoiding electrolysis.
3. Thou shalt not worship/own any other boat but tin/aluminum.
4. Thou shalt keep thy bow high and stern low with plug removed when thy boat is stored.
5. Thou shalt not stop improving thy boat.

Some of these commandments could use some rewording and I could
use more ideas...I think I need to find Krichbourg's mountain top....:rolleyes:
 

NetDoc

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1. Thou shalt not use pressure treated.
2. Thou shalt not use hull as electrical grounding path..........avoiding electrolysis.
3. Thou shalt not worship/own any other boat but tin/aluminum.
4. Thou shalt keep thy bow high and stern low with plug removed when thy boat is stored.
5. Thou shalt not stop improving thy boat.

Some of these commandments could use some rewording and I could
use more ideas...I think I need to find Krichbourg's mountain top....:rolleyes:

I am the Big Tin, thy boat, and have brought you forth from the shore!
Thou shall have no glass before me.
Thou shall not lust after other boats
Thou shall talk about me lovingly and not in frustration
Thou shall not use pressure treated wood
Thou shall not kill your engine or unduly rev it
Honor thy ground and keep it floating
Thou shall keep the ways of constant upkeep and upgrade
Honor the Sabbath and have fun on your boat
Above all, Love thy neighbor, just don't get caught!
 

fishrdan

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Re: If there was a STARMADA movie....

"The Tin Commandments"... That makes me think. Just what are the Tin Commandments?

Thou shalt not use pressure treated.

1. Thou shalt not use pressure treated.
2. Thou shalt not use hull as electrical grounding path..........avoiding electrolysis.
3. Thou shalt not worship/own any other boat but tin/aluminum.
4. Thou shalt keep thy bow high and stern low with plug removed when thy boat is stored.
5. Thou shalt not stop improving thy boat.

Thou shall have no glass before me.
Thou shall not lust after other boats
Thou shall talk about me lovingly and not in frustration
Thou shall not use pressure treated wood
Thou shall not kill your engine or unduly rev it
Honor thy ground and keep it floating
Thou shall keep the ways of constant upkeep and upgrade
Honor the Sabbath and have fun on your boat
Above all, Love thy neighbor, just don't get caught!

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors glass
 

Chinewalker

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Re: If there was a STARMADA movie....

How about...
Starcraft Wars, Episode I: The Metal Menace
Starcraft Wars, Episode II: Attack of the Foams
Starcraft Wars, Episode III: Revenge of the Tinnie
Starcraft Wars, Episode IV: A New Boat
Starcraft Wars, Episode V: The Lummie Strikes Back
Starcraft Wars, Episode VI: Return of the Glassics
 

chuckndiscs

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If its starring Jason it better be: Tin the 13th (As in Jasoutsides 13TH BOAT! 8^O)! :eek:
 

jbcurt00

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If its starring Jason it better be: Tin the 13th (As in Jasoutsides 13TH BOAT! 8^O)! :eek:

Oh carp, that's for sure going to be a painful to watch 'Death to a Glasser' slasher flick :facepalm:
 
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