I'm bored, how about a story??

rbh

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So the end of 1986 see's my return from a nato ex in Norway back to Calgary, now you have to remember for the Canadian soldier there is not alot going on in the mid 80's.
So I get the call that I am temporarly posted to regional work center Nanaimo BC, were I will assist in maintanance of communications for the bases on Vancouver Island (lineman stuff)

My area covers from Victoria to the PineTree site at Holberg BC. (Mid canada below the DEW line).
So on my first visit to Holberg we have to do yearly maintance on some antennas, now these antennas are mounted 110 feet up on rotten old western red cedar pole's, the butts of the pole are 6-8 foot in diameter at the base and 12-18 inches at the top.

They were stepped for the first 80 feet so all you had to do was take your rounding hammer and drive the steps in till they were solid,
that being said the poles were so rotten that you had to take your screw driver and pop out the rotten chunks so you had a place for your feet to touch.
Remember there is still 30 feet to go no steps and you did that with your hooks.
So after my 3 or 4 pole that day I hear

"HOT ONES COMING IN".

YA, lunch is here, as was the way in those days the base cooks would prep hot food for all the workers at the domes, and since they got hot ones so did we (I hate box lunches :eek:)

I look over my right shoulder and there are these two birds in the distance and they are getting closer and bigger and closer and bigger, the next thing I know they are f-18's, they bank between the domes and are heading straight for me.
Now you should know that it is 1500 feet almost straight down 20 feet from were my poles planted in the ground.

Those two birds wings missed that pole by 10 feet as they dropped over the side with their burners going!
And the pole I am on I swear almost blew apart, Because you should have heard a the cracking it did.

OH yea 20 minutes later lunch arrived. :D
 

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Re: I'm bored, how about a story??

Great story.

If life wasn't interesting it just wouldn't be any fun would it?:D
 

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Re: I'm bored, how about a story??

Took Twenty minutes HUH..... thought it would have been sooner than that.:D
 

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Re: I'm bored, how about a story??

If it's not delivered in 15 minutes is it free??? Or was that only for the box lunches???

Cool story.

A couple years ago we were hunting at the lake and 2 A-10's come over us and bank hard, heading for the water. They passed about 30 feet below us and about 10 feet above the tree tops - it was so cool to look in the cockpit at the pilot as he banked by, beneath us. Pretty awesome noise, view, experience ... just glad I wasn't hanging on to a dead tree at the time! :eek:
 

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Re: I'm bored, how about a story??

If it's not delivered in 15 minutes is it free??? Or was that only for the box lunches???

Cool story.

A couple years ago we were hunting at the lake and 2 A-10's come over us and bank hard, heading for the water. They passed about 30 feet below us and about 10 feet above the tree tops - it was so cool to look in the cockpit at the pilot as he banked by, beneath us. Pretty awesome noise, view, experience ... just glad I wasn't hanging on to a dead tree at the time! :eek:
That is cool!
You should experience being 40' below an A-10 when they light that 30mm cannon.:eek: It made my chest hurt.

I think there's a military low level training route that runs over the house here at Lake of The Ozarks. I get low flying traffic often. Last year I got a low-level A-10 flyby for my birthday.:)

At least I wasn't hanging on a rotted wooden pole at the time.:D
 

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Re: I'm bored, how about a story??

When I was stationed at NAS Whiting Field in Milton Florida which is a flight training base. A few of us took the transient line jeep and went to the the north side of the field to watch the new pilots line up and take off in the T34's. We don't know why it happened, but we watched one taxi right into the back of another, and then the one behind it ran into him. 3 planes broke in an instant.
 

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Re: I'm bored, how about a story??

Speaking of stories....

Btuvi always had the best tales. I see his last "activity" here was in May. His last post was in the Fall of 2009.

Not sure if the stories were all original, but I loved to read them.
(That should draw him out);)
 

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Re: I'm bored, how about a story??

Yes, working out in the training area of some bases was always fun.
When we worked field side on EX we would load up as much wd-1 as we could load in the truck and off we would go placing out to who ever needed a land line.
Alway's hated getting bad info, as we would go out and place to this grid ref and make sure there was dial tone (there is no one there), next thing you know recce comes up behind you and ask's you "what's up".
I guess we could have done their job, as 90% of the time we were way out front.
(First in, last out)
To add yes A10's make a distinctive sound as they fly 30-40 feet above your head, so do many of the fast runners ( F-??).
I tend to turn around when I hear that burrrrrpen noise though.
 
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