I'm REALLY in the dog house now

[SgtMaj]

So my wife and I were discussing plans for an upcoming vacation, she wants to fly there, I don't since our son is so young. So I go into the other room and think about it for a bit, and she's still in the bedroom sitting in front of the mirror. Well I finally thought, well we might as well just fly, it will be a short enough flight, so I go back in to tell her she was right. Well APPARANTLY she was looking in the mirror and had said to herself "I'm getting fat" just before I walked back in and said "You know honey, I think you're right." DOH!

 

[tashasdaddy]

Re: I'm REALLY in the dog house now

i never figured them out, that's why i'm single.

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

Re: I'm REALLY in the dog house now

Where did you get that mirror? I could use one like that

 

[SgtMaj]

Re: I'm REALLY in the dog house now

Where did you get that mirror? I could use one like that

Actually I made the mirror by hand, with no tools other than a hand-saw, sand paper, and a paint brush. I'll find a pic and post it... it's pretty cool. It's so solid that you can actually hit the panes of glass with a hammer and they won't break. Only problem is it weighs 90 brazillion pounds.

SgtMaj

 

[Bob_VT]

Re: I'm REALLY in the dog house now

So my wife and I were discussing plans for an upcoming vacation, she wants to fly there, I don't since our son is so young. So I go into the other room and think about it for a bit, and she's still in the bedroom sitting in front of the mirror. Well I finally thought, well we might as well just fly, it will be a short enough flight, so I go back in to tell her she was right. Well APPARANTLY she was looking in the mirror and had said to herself "I'm getting fat" just before I walked back in and said "You know honey, I think you're right." DOH!

Let's see..... you messed up Valentines Day (and tried to blame a florist ) and now you timed your comments... so your wife thinks she is getting fat

You can look at this a couple of ways....... Bad things come in 3's so the 3rd is soon to be here!! OR you have been on a spiral headed towards suicide!

 

[SgtMaj]

Re: I'm REALLY in the dog house now

You can look at this a couple of ways....... Bad things come in 3's so the 3rd is soon to be here!! OR you have been on a spiral headed towards suicide!

LOL...

Coroner's report: The subject died from a shotgun blast from 10 feet away, it was a suicide.

Police: How can that be a suicide?

Coroner: Let me tell you what he said the week after he messed up valentines day... lol

 

[aspeck]

Re: I'm REALLY in the dog house now

Yep, it was nice knowing ya, Sgtmaj, Sir! May your soul rest in peace, as your body rests in pieces!

 

[External Combustion]

Re: I'm REALLY in the dog house now

You are taking seperate flights, Right? Toe tag attached? Lawyer called? Final services selected?

Sounds like a bed and breakfast with an afternoon at a spa is called for. Oh, yeah, lots of chocolate (NOT FAT FREE!!)

 

[Vlad D Impeller]

Re: I'm REALLY in the dog house now

You are taking seperate flights, Right? Toe tag attached? Lawyer called? Final services selected?

Sounds like a bed and breakfast with an afternoon at a spa is called for. Oh, yeah, lots of chocolate (NOT FAT FREE!!)

And lots of good wine.

 

[SgtMaj]

Re: I'm REALLY in the dog house now

Sounds like a bed and breakfast with an afternoon at a spa is called for. Oh, yeah, lots of chocolate (NOT FAT FREE!!)

oh, good idea... except the chocolate, unless it's sugar free (she's diabetic).

 

[oops!]

Re: I'm REALLY in the dog house now

Yep, it was nice knowing ya, Sgtmaj, Sir! May your soul rest in peace, as your body rests in pieces!

RUN.......RUN FAR .....RUN FAST........

i got a spare room for ya here sarge.....

 

[newbie4life]

Re: I'm REALLY in the dog house now

Mrs. SgtMaj: "Does this dress make me look fat?"

SgtMaj: "No, it's your face that makes you look fat."