Re: Is it just FL Buicks?? (rant)
Well we don't have many Buicks in the UK (count 'em one hand) but we do have Volvo's
These Swedish-designed motorised coffins plague the roads, especially on Sundays.<br />I'm talking here about the older 240's etc, but even the 940 estates are slooooooowwwwwwwwwww.<br /><br />Requirements for driving a Volvo in the UK (Sundays it is mandatory);<br /><br />1. Must be over 80 and have both parents present in the vehicle.<br />2. Throw cushions must be on display on the parcel shelf.<br />3. A tartan travelling rug is obligatory.<br />4. Cloth cap or Panama hat is compulsory, even if you are female.<br />5. Gears 3, 4 and 5 (if you own such a modern contraption) are NOT to be engaged and are merely for show.<br />6. Maximum speed must NOT exceed walking pace due to the danger of your passenger getting an attack of the vapours.<br />7. Vehicles behind flashing headlights and sounding horns are merely indicating approval of your choice of reliable car.<br />8. ONLY drive on narrow roads with no straights and definitely with no passing places.<br />9. If at all possible always tow your caravan, even if you aren't actually going to use it.<br />10. Indicators are for other, common, people, not for the likes of a Volvo driver like yourself.<br /><br />I gotta go lie down now, my blood pressure chart is NASA shaped again
