Is it me or are their alot of A hole boaters?

[sportsmanphil]

Re: Is it me or are their alot of A hole boaters?

LMAO!!!!! Great post H8Tank!


However, I am still BADDER!!! And yes, it is a real word, see http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Badder, definition 16.

First definition http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/badder "slang" for bad.

Definition of slang: (in English and some other languages) speech and writing characterized by the use of vulgar and socially taboo vocabulary and idiomatic expressions.

Not a word.

 

[sportsmanphil]

Re: Is it me or are their alot of A hole boaters?

I am 9'5" tall. I bench press 3 tons. My waist is 20" and I wear a speedo 24/7.

I own a towing business, I tow satellites in outer space. You read that right, OUTER SPACE!

And you know what else? I OWN A BAYLINER! I am a real dude, I eat spaghetti with my hands, did I mention I own a Bayliner! It has a V8. It is a sleeper. People see my 20" waste in a red speedo, and they have no idea how fast my bayliner is. IT HAS A V8. DO YOU HEAR ME! V8!!!!

You people have no idea how hard it is for me not to come through your monitor right now in my speedo and make you watch my V8 Bayliner respect all over me. I AM A TOW TRUCK DRIVER! I AM CALM, I AM A REAL MAN! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gee, why not wait till it was 3 days old, or does it take you that long to come up with something?

PM sent.

 

[grego]

Re: Is it me or are their alot of A hole boaters?

I bought a "jetski' at the 1978 worlds fair in chicago. a prototype, The stand-up type. cost a ton of money. Never! did I ride it around a fishing boat. Had several since then. But there again I am a fisherman!

 

[grego]

Re: Is it me or are their alot of A hole boaters?

JEES, Whats up with the 20" waist thing. Are we going WAY, OFF topic?

 

[H8tank]

Re: Is it me or are their alot of A hole boaters?

Gee, why not wait till it was 3 days old, or does it take you that long to come up with something?

PM sent.

No, I have a life, I check in here every few days. Your post struck me as funny, I am anxious to see the PM, I hope it is a deathmatch dual, cause I need one of those!

Otherthan that, I love boats,, of all kinds. Even your scary Bayliner with the v8.

 

[H8tank]

Re: Is it me or are their alot of A hole boaters?

OK, truth be told, the pm was not scary v8 bayliner screaming.

I don't know what exactly the the poster wanted to convey, but her language was polite and appropriate, so I can only assume someone typed it for her.

 

[sportsmanphil]

Re: Is it me or are their alot of A hole boaters?

Sounds like you hit it off well with this girl. Maybe you two can get together, strip down to bra's and panties and have a tickle fight.

 

[45Auto]

Re: Is it me or are their alot of A hole boaters?

Definition of slang: (in English and some other languages) speech and writing characterized by the use of vulgar and socially taboo vocabulary and idiomatic expressions.

So you think because some words are vulgar and socially taboo then they are really not words??

Might be a good time to lay off the 'roids for a few days and let the old brain cells recover a little ............

Here's another hint: Go look up the word (hopefully it meets your standards for a word!) "vocabulary":

"A person's vocabulary is the set of words they are familiar with in a language. A vocabulary usually grows and evolves with age, and serves as a useful and fundamental tool for communication and acquiring knowledge."

Notice how the definition of slang defines it in terms of "vocabulary", which is made up of "words"??? Doesn't matter whether they're socially acceptable or not, they're still words.

LMAO, bad weather here, can't get the boat out, got to educate Phil!

 

[thepotroast]

Re: Is it me or are their alot of A hole boaters?

First definition http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/badder "slang" for bad.

Definition of slang: (in English and some other languages) speech and writing characterized by the use of vulgar and socially taboo vocabulary and idiomatic expressions.

Not a word.

Oh noes, grammar police in an online forum. How "cute".

P.S. Here, have your purse back.

 

[Tuna Van]

Re: Is it me or are their alot of A hole boaters?

Why did you borrow his purse?

 

[briguy2817]

Re: Is it me or are their alot of A hole boaters?

I've been reading this post for a couple of days now and IMHO, it seems like most of those a-hole boaters we always talk about are posting to this thread.

I ride motorcycles as well as boat. I have several friends that carry ball bearings in their coat pocket to get someone off of their *****. The trick is to toss them up just high enough that they pelt the windshield. If you ask me, that's real stupid. Yeah, let's **** off this driver even more, so he can take his 4,000lb car and run you down.

Now, my friends say that they'll be able to out run the car with no problem. Maybe so, but what's wrong with pulling over and letting the car go? Also, if your in heavy traffic, you may get ahead of the driver but at the same time get yourself into an accident.

My whole point here is, everyone is different. I go out to the water to have a good time with the family and catch a few of our flippered friends. When everyone goes around one-upping each other, we end up looking like bigger fools.

Rant over...

Brian

 

[rrhodes]

Re: Is it me or are their alot of A hole boaters?

I also carry a .45 everywhere I go. Although I would only use it if my life was in danger. You never know who is armed. Although I have thought about chasing a lot of guys down. Such as the Deckboat that flooded my deck pulling a tube 10 feet from me while I had the anchor out and kids swimming, The drunk idiot that hit my boat at the ramp while I was tied up, The Jet skis that have no clue what "NO WAKE" means. But it is just not worth it.

 

[QC]

Re: Is it me or are their alot of A hole boaters?

This is serving no purpose now . . . I should've locked it long before. Sorry for the rookie mistake - QC