Its realy me.

ANIMAL

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Ok folks, this is for those of you who wondered what I look like. Had the other half take this pic a little while ago. And thats Miss Mess on my shoulder. Got her before she had feathers and hand raised her. Tamest bird you will ever meet. And besides whats a pirate with out his bird. Later I'll post a pic of the other half and me together in the proper thread but I thought I would use this for an avatar for a while. It should explain why the name ANIMAL, that my mother graced me with at the age of 13, stuck with me all this time...ANIMAL :D
 

ANIMAL

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Re: Its realy me.

Thanks there RCS, I work real hard to look like this,,,LOL...ANIMAL :D
 

WillyBWright

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'Bout scared me off my chair first time I saw that! :eek: ;)

Did you already have the beard when your mom gave you the title? :D
 

ANIMAL

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No, not quite yet, but was starting to shave at that time. By the time I was 16 I could grow mutten chop sideburns. Got the name because of my bedroom. She said you live like an ANIMAL so I'll start calling you ANIMAL. Little did she know how true she was...ANIMAL :D
 

Mark42

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Funny, I had envisioned a tall man with long hair and a full beard.... with little pink bows tied in it.

:D
 

MikDee

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So, that's what a mountain man looks like :D Ah, "You're a man after me own heart laddie!"
 

ANIMAL

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I have braded just the front of it, then I put a small leather rose and a bell in it and call it my ding-a-ling.I have had women gripe at me if I forgot to put it in my beard at ren fairs. They like playing with my ding-a-ling, {the beard for all you dirty minds out there}. Had It fixed that way in the avatar pic of me in costume that I had up a while back...ANIMAL :D
 

ANIMAL

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I have found for the most part {not always} there are 2 types of men. Those that grow beards and those that wish they could. I don't think I've ever met anyone that likes dragging a razor sharp piece of metal across their face. Except for my Grandpa and he always said " Son, I can't see why you would want to cultivate on your face what grows wild on your a**....ANIMAL :D P.S. Gramps was a pretty smart man for some one who couldn't read or write.
 

puddle jumper

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every time i try to grow a beard i get threatened with a dull rusty razor.
 

ANIMAL

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The thing is I have a beard not whiskers. Whiskers scratch and itch. When it gets this long its soft, just tickles a lot { which can be fun}. You are proof of the 2 types of men those who can and those who wish they could....ANIMAL :D
 
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