I've wanted to do this! Shoot my lawnmower!

tashasdaddy

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Re: I've wanted to do this! Shoot my lawnmower!

naw, he's a schlitz man.
 

Limited-Time

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"A woman who lives at Walendowski's house reported the incident. She says he was intoxicated."

Say it isn't sooooooooooooooooo.................:confused::confused::eek::eek:..................what a Total Duffus..............;):D
 

Tyme2fish

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Re: I've wanted to do this! Shoot my lawnmower!

I once got so frustrated with a weed eater that wouldn't start that I wrapped the darn thing around a tree. Then proceeded to kick the holy living crap out of it.

Ended up feeling much better.

My yard. My mower.My gun. What's the problem?
 

i386

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He's purdy!:D
 

luckyinkentucky

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Re: I've wanted to do this! Shoot my lawnmower!

I'd say he's either a Pabst Blue Ribbon or Lucky Lager man! :rolleyes:
 

tashasdaddy

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GOD, i've want to do that to some outboard motors.
 

kenimpzoom

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I'm guessing he was drinkin Old Milwaulkee? :D

Ken

A guy like this will drink beer named after his home town.

"Tastes as great as its name."

This is him in his younger years, in the red hat.

ttp://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=27408

Ken
 

angus63

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Re: I've wanted to do this! Shoot my lawnmower!

Planned to trim trees one Saturday
Got up early
Got setup
Put mixed fuel in the Mccullough
Yanked
choked
Yanked
Yanked Yanked
Nothin
Early enough, I'll take her apart, clean her up, needs it anyway.
Tear down
soak
Clean
tinker a bit
Reassemble
Yank
Broom..Broom
All better
Hungry
Not so early anymore
Eat
Beer
ready
Yank
snap
Cord in hand and saw on ground
Search
Find
Boom

No more saw


The End
 

mainexile

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Re: I've wanted to do this! Shoot my lawnmower!

The woman at his house is no doubt a card-carrying member of the radical group, PETAL...People for the Ethical Treatment of All Lawnmowers. ;)
 

kenimpzoom

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I too hate chain saws more than anything. My brother and I got fed up with one and threw it in the campfire. Recently, my father has been struggling with his and is ready to shoot it.

Ken
 

angus63

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Re: I've wanted to do this! Shoot my lawnmower!

Hey, just be glad Mr. Lawnmower Killer can't show up at your door anymore in his Icecream truck courtin' your little girl!!!!!
 

heycods

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Elder son has dibs on the title. He shot his wit a 357, 6 times when the gas ran out he set it on fire. It was a big wheel moddel, really hacked me off as it burnt the tires up. I wanted them for a torch cart.
 

Reel Poor

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$11,000 fine and six years and three months in prison if convicted.

Real criminals don't have to face penalties this stiff. :rolleyes: :confused:
 

Pony

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Re: I've wanted to do this! Shoot my lawnmower!

I can tell you that no beer products made here will drive a man crazy.........he probably drinks Budweiser......in fact I gaurantee it.


This guy certainly makes me feel good to be from Milwaukee. Not Dahmer good, but good.......:(

Early in college I think everything I drank had "Milwaukee" in the title......Old Milwaukee, Milwaukee's Best. Slipped a few PBR's in there. Now I drink Leinenkugels or High Life.
 

heycods

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P.O.N.Y. dont evade the question, did you ever shoot your lawnmower?
 

SS MAYFLOAT

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I can vision this. Here he is holding his beer in one hand, starter rope in the other. Then every time he pulls the rope, he spills the beer in the other hand. After several attempts to get a good pull, his full beer is now empty. Yep, I can understand why he's mad.

I had an old Bolens Husky garden tractor once. No choke, you had to pour a bit of gas down the carb to get it to start. A neighbor watched me one day and asked me if that thing ran on beer. I looked a bit confused because I was confused................Then I realized they saw me using an old Budwiser can with gas in it for priming the engine for starting.:D
 

Limited-Time

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Re: I've wanted to do this! Shoot my lawnmower!

I can tell you that no beer products made here will drive a man crazy.........he probably drinks Budweiser......in fact I gaurantee it..

With looks like that.............................he's gott'a be a Budman...............................:D:D:D
 

Coors

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Re: I've wanted to do this! Shoot my lawnmower!

I never shot one, but I did hoist it into the truck and hauled it to the dump, so I would never even try to deal with that pos again.
 

Rogue427

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Re: I've wanted to do this! Shoot my lawnmower!

Hey Limited Time! I drink Bud. BUT I'am not nearly that hansome!:eek:
 
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