Jet Skis Are Not For Everyone

j_martin

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JetSki.jpg


Sorta Gives new meaning to the terms
Low rider, high tide, and full moon!
Not to mention: Crack kills!
 

IES99

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Re: Jet Skis Are Not For Everyone

What makes me think he rides a Harley, too?
 

scrit9mm

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Re: Jet Skis Are Not For Everyone

That speaks volumes for Sea-Doo! they should use it for a commercial!

America's workhorse-SeaDoo!
 

Bigprairie1

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Re: Jet Skis Are Not For Everyone

....looks like he is doubling 'Beyonce' and Jennifer Lopez.:eek:;)
BP:cool:
 

yabuoy

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Re: Jet Skis Are Not For Everyone

At that weight, why even wear a PFD? He should just drag a lifeboat behind the jetski
 

soggy_feet

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Re: Jet Skis Are Not For Everyone

fat floats, no need for lifeboat or PFD at that size...
 

oldjeep

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Re: Jet Skis Are Not For Everyone

Thats not a jetski, its his thong
 

Fireman431

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Re: Jet Skis Are Not For Everyone

That dude is truly "Haulin' Azz", even at an idle!
 

kenmyfam

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Re: Jet Skis Are Not For Everyone

Good job I wasn't eating when I saw that !!!
 

Pierutrus

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Re: Jet Skis Are Not For Everyone

PALEEEEZE don't say that's Lake Mead or Mohave!:facepalm:
 

Boomyal

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Re: Jet Skis Are Not For Everyone

Should be a display at WalMart!
 

greenbush future

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Re: Jet Skis Are Not For Everyone

If he falls off there is no way he will ever get back on that thing. In my younger days I had ski's and many of the bigger guys could never get back on in deep water. He's a big guy, but if he fell off, he would be in serious trouble.
 

Fireman431

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Re: Jet Skis Are Not For Everyone

How embarassed would (should?) he be if he were a member of iBoats and saw this??? Or, conversely, how embarassed should we be?...
 

j_martin

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Re: Jet Skis Are Not For Everyone

How embarassed would (should?) he be if he were a member of iBoats and saw this??? Or, conversely, how embarassed should we be?...

Ain't no room for PC here, is there?
 

Autotech

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Re: Jet Skis Are Not For Everyone

:facepalm:Rob please tell me thats not you on the snow mobiiillle.:facepalm:AND J thats just not right.:)
 

cgd7777777

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Re: Jet Skis Are Not For Everyone

what fat people arent allowed to have fun?
but funny!
how is he not rolling over??
 
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