A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. <br />She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. <br /><br />She immediately moved to another seat. <br /><br />This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. <br /><br />The man seemed more amused. <br /><br />When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, <br />she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. <br /><br />The case came up in court. The judge asked the man <br />(about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. <br /><br />The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: <br />When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her <br />condition. She sat under a sign that said, <br />"The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned. <br /><br />Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, <br />"Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. 
<br /><br />Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. <br /><br />BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"...I just lost it." <br /><br />CASE DISMISSED!!" <br /><br />Taz
<br /><br />Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. <br /><br />BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"...I just lost it." <br /><br />CASE DISMISSED!!" <br /><br />Taz