Black as
Chief Petty Officer
- Joined
- Feb 22, 2010
- Messages
- 417
JUST BECAUSE ITS FUNNY!! An aeroplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers but only 4 parachutes. The first said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and jumped. ... The second, Julia Gillard, said, "I am the prime Minister of Australia and I am the smartest woman in Australian history, so Australia's people don't...... want me to die." She took the second parachute and jumped. The third passenger, Bob Brown, said, "I'm the leader of the Australian Greens and the nation needs my guidance and my boyfriend would miss me." So he grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped. The fourth passenger, ex-PM Kevin Rudd, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. Rudd There's a parachute left for you. Australia?s smartest woman took my schoolbag....