I couldn't come up with much for Kerry either. I'm holding out for the clean articulate storybook guy.
The one good thing just might be her running mate, whoever that may be. Bush's 2000 "win" was thanks more to Powell for Secretary of State than Bush for President. Without Powell, I don't think even little brother's state would've put him over the top.
You must be hard up Art. I think she looks like a character out of a Batman Movie, not to mention those other physical characteristics that have been displayed on a Kentuckey Fried Chicken marquis.