Knowing her place....

orion25

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Re: Knowing her place....

I "could" have said the same thing. But then I would have had to keep a continuous eye out for that random frying pan flying across the room.....................
 

Hoss the Hermit

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Re: Knowing her place....

I'm sitting here while my wife is outside sweeping a foot of snow off my truck before I go to work.
 

Windykid

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Re: Knowing her place....

but seriously... the $100 I pay the cleaning lady once a month..... is a better deal in the long run I'm sure.
My g/f is a total sweetie and a total hottie but sometimes when she goes home, you know.....it's kinda nice...I always try to stop her from tidying.... she quietly clinks the dishes out of the dishwasher sometimes so I don't hear.... I hate being looked after.... haha...but someday we'll co habitate I'm sure and I'll have to submit to some pampering....[/QUOTE]

Same deal with me here. But I have to find a new house cleaner.:)
 

JCF350

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Re: Knowing her place....

"Why? Making the house comfortable and clean is the woman's job. The man earns the money so the woman must do her work to keep her man healthy and happy."

Sounds like a fair division of labor to me.:)

Not all women have or want jobs.
 

Kenneth Brown

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Re: Knowing her place....

What about us poor basturds who have wifes that make more than us? I'll check back for your answer in a 1/2 hour or so. I gotta get the dishes done and a load of clothes going...........
 

puddle jumper

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Re: Knowing her place....

What about us poor basturds who have wifes that make more than us? I'll check back for your answer in a 1/2 hour or so. I gotta get the dishes done and a load of clothes going...........
Brave man to go where no man has gone before
 

JCF350

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Re: Knowing her place....

What about us poor basturds who have wifes that make more than us? I'll check back for your answer in a 1/2 hour or so. I gotta get the dishes done and a load of clothes going...........

Split the work inside and outside. Do this by hours it takes to do the job not by income. If income becomes an issue in this, find another woman (your married for the wrong reasons).
 
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DJ

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Re: Knowing her place....

What about us poor basturds who have wifes that make more than us? I'll check back for your answer in a 1/2 hour or so. I gotta get the dishes done and a load of clothes going...........

Hey, I do all the cooking and dishes. I also know how the vacuum works. I also do some laundry. Speaking of laundry, what's the deal with socks? I never get out the same number I put in.:confused::)
 

waterinthefuel

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Re: Knowing her place....

Check the legs of your pants. My feet have given birth to numerous socks upon insertion into a jeans leg.
 

SgtMaj

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Re: Knowing her place....

My wife is like that...

Of course she's not the best cook, as somehow the rat poison has managed to spill into my dinner on 3 different occasions, and we don't even have rats. She's also not the best mechanic, as she hasn't managed to fix my faulty brakes yet. She's also real good at taking care of the bills. Why, my life insurance is paid up for 3 months. And she's real sweet, why just the other day she said she wanted to make sure all my funeral arrangements were all set so I wouldn't have to worry about it. But I'm sure you have NOTHING to worry about. :D

Seriously though, do sleep well, and by that, I mean rest in peace. :D
 

Nandy

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Re: Knowing her place....

somehow the rat poison has managed to spill into my dinner on 3 different occasions, and we don't even have rats.

Mine tops that, she drop a transmission in my chest.... Long story, but not as long as she want it to be :D
 
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