knowing when to shut-up

stingray

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Afew years back, at a lake in north east Texas, public boat ramp, were sitting in our boat, waiting for our turn to load our boat. This man and women come into dock next to ramp, he gets out, still dressed in his good shoes, pants etc. , his wife sitting in boat. He gets his car, and backs trailer in water, just barely, tells her to drive boat onto trailer, now this boat is a brand new bass boat, real nice rig, big outboard, like a 150 or so, about 18 ft. boat, tow car was a new Ford station wagon, she gets bow of boat lined up on trailer, he yells, GIVE IT SOME GAS, she does, but just a little, boat moved a little up on trailer, but slides back off, now man getting mad, he Yells again, GIVE IT THE **** GAS, she does it again, same thing, now he's really getting mad.All this time, she's nice and calm, he yells again, YOU STUPID B---H, I SAID GIVE THE **** THING SOME GAS, well, she did, wide open, boat flew up trailer, hit the front V, broke it off, and stuck bow of boat into back of station wagon, thru the rear glass, tail gate laying on rear seat. Just as calm as she could, she turns motor off, gets out of boat, and calmly says to her husband, was that enough gas ? :rolleyes:
 

waxxer

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Re: knowing when to shut-up

now that is some funny stuff there thanks for the laugh
 

12Footer

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Re: knowing when to shut-up

LOL. That was a great come-back! He deserved it too LOL.
 

SS MAYFLOAT

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Re: knowing when to shut-up

Thats good! Reminds me of a couple of weeks ago loading up my 27 footer. I was driving the boat on the trailer, it got lined up and was square on the bunks and everthing just so except that I needed to be up about 4 more feet on the trailer. My son-in-law hollers giversumgass pawpaw! Unbeknowing to us, the two bottom rollers were smashed up againt the brackets and wouldn't let the boat roll up the trailer. So I push up the throttle all the way and pulled it away real quick because I knew once she moved, she was going to go. Well she only budged about 4 inches. So Son-in-law come on d*** it give it some more gas, you gotta long way to go paw paw. So I pushed up the gas and those rollers freed themselves up and bingo. The bow of the boat hit the winch tower and shoved my 3/4 ton work van up the ramp about 2 feet. Everyone around was amazed about the power! Me? I was glad to get the dang on thing loaded. Trailers fixed now, no more shows at the ramp... :D
 
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