So I must assume that both the Duck and the Rat seethingly detest, sugar, flour, fat and monosodium glutamate (thought I'd throw that one in for good measure) . Since all of those (maybe not the gluta stuff . . . ) contribute to obesity and the associated health risks, the growers of sugar cane, corn, wheat, cows, pork, dark meat chickens, dark meat turkeys, ducks, dairy owners, cheese factories, fat renderers, Hershey's, Nestle's, Ghiradelli's, Coca-Cola, Pepsi, what do they call those bee guys again?, maple tree guys, Aunt Jemima, Margarine farmers, Marie Calendar, the 31 flavors stock holders, Betty Crocker, man when you get rolling you can find a whole buncha guys who are subsidised, should be out of business, and are leading directly to the downfall of America. Rant to be continued at a later date . . .
Do beer guts cause heart attacks? Budweiser, Coors, Schlitz, Anchor Steam . . . yada yada yada and on and on into perpetuity, bankruptcy, squalor, dust bowls, but whoever is left will be skinny and it won't matter because they will be cooked by global warming, so who gives a flyin' flip? Rant to be continued at a later date . . .
And I also want relaxed gun laws so I can shoot more smokers. Rant to be continued at a later date . . .
