Lets here 'em

[crestcraft]

I want to here the funniest, most original, or the dumbest boat names you have seen or used.

 

[crab bait]

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my hand built boat called 'HANDJOB '..

 

[Captnron]

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I saw a boat in Ft. Lauderdale named "Slippery Nipple",<br /><br />Ron

 

[crestcraft]

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i like the hand job that is great!

 

[fishfearme]

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Back in my coast guard days we had a "look out"vessel list. MY all time favorite was POVERTY SUCKS, 36 FT cigarette, armed and dangerous.

 

[crab bait]

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there's a big 'ole yacht that i pass by on the sassafrass river that's called<br /><br />WATER FRONT PROPERTY<br /><br />by-the-way ..'yacht' is derived from a greek word ,, meanin' vomit..<br /><br />ALL SOOO FITTIN'...<br /><br />who every owns one ,, makes me sick.. (o jealousy )

 

[LadyFish]

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A sail boat named "Breaking Wind".

 

[Ross J]

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There's a boat here that puts out the call sign "Orgasm", it makes everybody smile when the lass, yes lass, that own it makes a call to coastguard.<br />Ross

 

[Pursuit2150]

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On a TRIP Engine Donzi "Boiling Point 212"

 

[blipship]

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I knew someone who named his boat 'two dogs fishin'...only from a distance it looked like something else I let you figure that one out.

 

[crab bait]

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hey, ROSS.. maybe handjob an i should hookup with this 'LASS'... <br /><br />we'd be a match-made-in-heaven..

 

[thornious]

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I seen this one on a boat "aquaholic" and my dad one named "Quarter Keg"

 

[KennyKenCan]

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Saw this one a couple summers ago...<br /><br /> "6 Pack Poppin"

 

[JAZZedBW]

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I seen a red Fountain called "cHeRrY pOpPeR" I thought it was cool. And I seen a sail boat called " Blow me" which was cool<br /><br />JAZZ

 

[Snailman]

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I'm a mailman so I've named my boat:<br /><br />MISS DELIVERY

 

[wilkin250r]

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I knew a guy, big Sienfeld fan. Named his boat "Yachta Yachta Yachta

 

[ebbtide176]

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the best i've heard of was from an old coworker, who was in a college contest of canoers. she said the frat guys named their canoe <br /><br />Buster Hymen<br /><br />lmao

 

[cpasseno03]

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My first little 15 foot thunderbird tri hull bore the name "Sexy *****" and Ive got one by the name of the red boat, and another bigger red boat that just might be stuck with "Big Red" or perhaps "Red Roamer" or something... <br />Blow Me sailboat, I like that!<br />Craig

 

[timmytoots]

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Well I don't get out much so I can't comment on boat names I've seen, but if I had my own boat I think I'd name it home, because I'd spend more time on it than in my house with my nagging wife

 

[Reel Appeal]

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I saw one in a boating magazine called "IntoStox&Blondes"