Lets here 'em

C17LoadSmasher

Petty Officer 2nd Class
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Re: Lets here 'em

I'm a flyer in the Air Force - named my boat "Per Diem" - since that's what pays for it (well used to).
 

miss kellie

Cadet
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May 5, 2003
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I named my first boat "local hookers" and my second boat "Sportin' Wood" since it's 100% mahogany.
 

Stratosfied

Ensign
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Mar 14, 2003
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I know a minister who named his rig "Visitation".<br />That way when he was on it and someone called the church, it was truthful when the Sec. told the caller he was "On Visitation" :D
 

yakillinme

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May 7, 2003
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i named my first boat (witch i still have) the MY.. F-N-B stood for MY F**KIN BOAT...........keep fishin but if the only thing you catch is a buzz let someone else play captain on the trip home.........
 

Throbbin Rods

Petty Officer 1st Class
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My boat is named "Throbbin Rods", couple boats ago I had one named Pure Lure
 

jomac

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Favorite on i've seen was on a 27 cape horn _____________________________ $But$ $Honnn-ney$
 

Bradster941

Petty Officer 1st Class
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Saw this one on the back of twin I/Os,<br /><br />Rod-a-Knock'-N !!!<br /><br />Think this guy just had too many $$ in repair bills running twins... :eek:
 

Parrot6909

Seaman
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Dec 29, 2002
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Just two from me:<br />Sea Roses of the River (assuming some kind of alcohol pblm here)<br />and my buddies 58' Viking<br /><br />"Propless Dancer"
 

SeaMasterZ@aol.com

Lieutenant Commander
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I had a 14 foot Nichols "back in the day" with a 12 horse mc culloch motor, decent motor, once I figured it out ... I put in at cape may harbor, figured I would run it around a bit .. well, it went up on plane with ease, and I was surprised how fast it went (bear in mind, this is a early seventies, smoothbottomed semi v with a narrow beam style boat, not one of the brawny high wide deep boats of today)<br /><br />one of the four hour boats comes past, loaded with fish .. where??? right off the concrete ship!<br /><br />for those unfamiliar with Cape May NJ, the concrete ship sits right off the beach at the tip of cape may, where bay and ocean meet<br /><br />So I go down the canal, past the ferries, and out into the glassine bay<br /><br />Beautiful day, light wind, flat water - and the fish are ON, whew, sweating a bit<br /><br />ah, that feels better, a little cool breeze, and the sun isnt beating down anymore.<br /><br />Then I heard it ... that deep rolling bass of thunder - and the thunderheads are INLAND, but no way to tel which way they are running<br /><br />twenty years later, DUH, head right into the beach, its a johnboat for christ sakes<br /><br />but at the time - I was torn, head to the inlet on the ocean side, which was swells or the ferry side which was rapidly chopping up - I chose the bay side, and started making my way back ... the boat was pounding like hell in the chop, I was soaked, and bailing spray out like wild, and the waves kept getting bigger - since I was in the back, the bow was elevated, but STILL ... it was a foot deep boat! I was already mourning the loss of a good running motor if I sank the damn thing, never even considering it would be ME taking a header too<br /><br />after a roller coaster ride thru the inlet, where a big foamer dropped its top into the boat ... a few inches of water worth, my new boat slid into the relatively calm waters of the canal, with me bailing her out some more, lighting striking all over the place - the purring mc culloch went dead.<br /><br />only then did I bother to check the gas tank - it was empty.<br /><br />I switched over to the full one, and the implications of what could have happened if the motor had cut out five minutes ago. one SECOND of lost power and it would have been taps time for yours truly - but I had wanted to run the partial tank out, lol, sheesh the things you think of<br /><br />prime it, pull it (behave) and it cranked right up.<br /><br />the funny thing .. I wasnt scared out in the bay, too concerned with not making any MORE mistakes that would kill me (and drown that beaut of a motor)<br /><br />Approaching the cape may bridge, I saw it get hit with lighting ... and was deathly afraid to go under it, I read that lighting could "git ya" under a bridge<br /><br />Eventually, I did not die<br /><br />I might not have kissed the dock when I got back, but I was glad to get off that boat and into the shelter of the rubber insulated van - <br /><br />and thus was born the perfect name for a little tin boat used fairly regularily out in Delaware Bay ...<br /><br />Hydrophobia :)
 

dgriff

Recruit
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My first boat was named BUFFY. My wife asked where that came from and I said that it was short for "Ridin' in the Buff!" She hated it!<br /><br />The next boat was named MAGGIE. Again my wife asked where that came from, I said it was short for "BABE MAGNET". How funny, she didnt like that one either.
 

Red Rider

Petty Officer 2nd Class
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Last summer I saw a party raft or what ever they are called. You know the raft with a top, some seats, and a railing. It was in the ICW, with several young lady's on it fishing. I almost stopped until I remembered the wife was with me. It was named "The Happy Hooker".<br /><br />I used to have a 23' Pass Master CC named "Big Rod"
 

Maddcatter

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Jun 4, 2003
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My uncle has a boat years ago, it was a 30' offshore boat (can't remember what kind because I was pretty young at the time) but her name was Miss Fortune and it truly was. The few times I was out on it, it seemed we always had some kind of trouble.
 

Juancho

Seaman
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May 18, 2003
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I saw a boat in Lake Chelan last year called “Beaver Retriever”. Funy thing was, there were no women on the boat?
 

DIRTPOORE96

Seaman
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Jan 31, 2002
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HAD A NEW BOAT FOR 20 MINUTES, FIRST TIME OUT I HIT A SUBMERGED ROCK. NEW NAME "BENT SHAFT"<br />SOLD THAT BOAT. NEW NAME "DIRTPOORE"<br />MY BROTHERS BOAT. "ME-OFF"
 

samagee

Chief Petty Officer
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Aug 7, 2003
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The previous owner of my boat named it "It'll do".<br /><br />It is a small 1975 chrysler 15' tri hull open bow with a 75 hp chrysler.
 
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