lighter haired female type joke

ricksrster

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Blonde joke

I had to take a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her" And where do you think you're going?"

( You're gonna love this..... )

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
 
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Re: lighter haired female type joke

Thats a good un.
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Re: lighter haired female type joke

Mary called her boy friend on the phone, she was clearly stressed out and in tears. "John will you please come over and help me, I have a jigsaw puzzle here and can,t seem to put it together!" John replied " well honey, what is the puzzle about?" and she responded "its supposed to be a picture of a tiger! So John said he would be right over and give her a hand.. When he arrived at Mary's house he saw all the pieces spread out on the table then calmly cradled Mary in his arms and said "Honey I want you to take a deep breath, relax, have a cup of warm milk, and then put all the frosted flakes back in the box,".......d:)d:)
 
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