Little Ralphy

[IVAZ]

LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR


One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.'


'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.


'My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully.'

She said, 'Excellent, Michael!' Then the teacher reluctantly called on little RALPHY.

'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just *$#&@!% beautiful!''

 

[kenmyfam]

Re: Little Ralphy

Oldie but a goodie !!!!

 

[Tyme2fish]

Re: Little Ralphy

It might be an oldie but I'm getting so old that you can tell me the same joke one day and I'll forget it by the next day.

 

[JB]

Re: Little Ralphy

What joke??

 

[Tim Frank]

Re: Little Ralphy

A group of children were trying very hard to become accustomed to nursery school.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted that there be NO baby talk!
"You need to use 'Big People' words," she reminded them, as she asked John what he had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana," said little Johnnie.
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
"I took a ride on a choo-choo."
"No," she said, "You took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."
She then asked little Alex what he had done.
"I read a book." he replied.
"That's wonderful!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alex thought really hard, then puffed out his chest with great pride and breaking into a big smile said, "Winnie the Sh**."

 

[IVAZ]

Re: Little Ralphy

A group of children were trying very hard to become accustomed to nursery school.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted that there be NO baby talk!
"You need to use 'Big People' words," she reminded them, as she asked John what he had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana," said little Johnnie.
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
"I took a ride on a choo-choo."
"No," she said, "You took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."
She then asked little Alex what he had done.
"I read a book." he replied.
"That's wonderful!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alex thought really hard, then puffed out his chest with great pride and breaking into a big smile said, "Winnie the Sh**."

I guess I?m pretty immature because these types of jokes crack me up.