Living Will from daughter

[jaxnjil]

my 34 year old daughter sent me this.
some of you may get a kick out of it too

This may be the best ​

Living Will I've Seen ​

I,_________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.​

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.​

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:​

Glass of wine​

Chocolate​

Margarita​

Sex​

Martini​

Cold Beer​

Chocolate​

Chicken fried steak​

Cream gravy​

Sex​

Mexican food​

Chocolate​

French fries​

Chocolate​

Pizza​

Sex​

Ice cream​

Cup of tea​

Chocolate​

Chocolate​

Sex​

Chocolate​

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!​

Then Have a Drink IT'S 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE​

R

 

[WIMUSKY]

Re: Living Will from daughter

Excellent!

 

[Fly Rod]

Re: Living Will from daughter

Your daughter must be a very humorous and a bubbly person.

 

[JB]

Re: Living Will from daughter

I have three daughters who could have written that. Excellent.

 

[jaxnjil]

Re: Living Will from daughter

I'm not sure she wrote it, or got it in her e-mail and passed it on.
any way, thought it was cute and am happy you all enjoyed also.
it does reflect her sense of humor either way

 

[kenmyfam]

Re: Living Will from daughter

Just about sums it up !!!!
Mine would have more beer mentioned though.

 

[gstanton]

Re: Living Will from daughter

Yeah... more beer, less chocolate.

OK... more sex too!

 

[Bass Man Bruce]

Re: Living Will from daughter

Gotta admit, I loved it!

 

[DECK SWABBER 58]

Re: Living Will from daughter

my 34 year old daughter sent me this.
some of you may get a kick out of it too

This may be the best ​

Living Will I've Seen ​

I,_________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.​

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.​

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:​

Glass of wine​

Chocolate​

Margarita​

Sex​

Martini​

Cold Beer​

Chocolate​

Chicken fried steak​

Cream gravy​

Sex​

Mexican food​

Chocolate​

French fries​

Chocolate​

Pizza​

Sex​

Ice cream​

Cup of tea​

Chocolate​

Chocolate​

Sex​

Chocolate​

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!​

Then Have a Drink IT'S 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE​

R

 

[dave11]

Re: Living Will from daughter

Your daughter should copyright that.

 

[stroyer]

Re: Living Will from daughter

Gotta admit, I loved it too..

i just translated i to danish, and posted i on a danish boatforum called www.fenderen.dk

With source offcourse.

 

[adamjr]

Re: Living Will from daughter

That one's been circulating around for a while. My aunt sent it out a while back. I think maybe I'll edit my preferences into it and replace my current living will with that one.