Male Logic ...

aspeck

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Makes perfect sense to me ...

A Wife asks her husband if he can go to the store and get a carton of milk. And if they have eggs, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back wth 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"


He replied, "They had eggs."


All right, go back and read it again ...



 

robert graham

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Re: Male Logic ...

This is a good little story, but awful close to the truth regarding communications(or lack of) between men and women-folks. I know lots of times I just walk away shaking my head....almost like we speak different languages!....guess this is one of the mysteries of the ages!;)
 

jasoutside

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Re: Male Logic ...

Yah, milk was all good. The problem I see there is he didn't grab a couple of fat steaks for the BBQ. He clearly dropped the ball.:rolleyes:
 

tpenfield

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Re: Male Logic ...

I know . . . that is just freaking stupid that the wife would want 6 gallons of milk, just because they also had eggs at the store. :D
 

FlaCowboy

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Re: Male Logic ...

So aspeck,
how long did it take you to drink those 6 cartons of milk? :D
 

aspeck

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Re: Male Logic ...

In our house 6 gallons lasts about 1 week! :eek:
 

tomdinwv

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Re: Male Logic ...

Makes perfect sense to me ...

A Wife asks her husband if he can go to the store and get a carton of milk. And if they have eggs, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back wth 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"


He replied, "They had eggs."


All right, go back and read it again ...




I think this could be me. I just went to the store to get a new bifold door for a closet. Came home with 2 new sinks and a window. No door.
 

snowforfun4

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Re: Male Logic ...

My wife would have lost me at "6" and I would have returned with a 6 pack of bud light.....no eggs or milk!
 

Fireman431

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Re: Male Logic ...

If you're getting 6 of anything, it better be beer!
 

oops!

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Re: Male Logic ...

lol....i would say that wifey needs to learn to communicate.

hubby did exactally what he was told......she just said it wrong.
 
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