SS MAYFLOAT
Admiral
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Mr. Bob got tired of his wife being the boss of the house. Mr. Bob got an idea to do something about it, so he went to the library. He spent a whole day reading books on how to lay down the law in his house making him the head of the household.
That evening, Mr. Bob asked his wife to come to him as he has something to say to her. Mrs. Bob went into the living room and sat down to hear what Mr. Bob had to say. Mr. Bob said "Honey, you know I love you with all me heart and I want you to know that I am going to take measures to become the head of the house. My word will be the law in this house from now on. This afternoon, you will fix dinner, do the dishes, vacuum the floor, do the dusting, draw me a tub of bath water, wash my back, shampoo my hair, dry me off after my bath, blow dry my hair, and then I will let you have an hour to rest before bedtime. Then in the morning do you know who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"
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She replies........THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR,,,THATS WHO!
That evening, Mr. Bob asked his wife to come to him as he has something to say to her. Mrs. Bob went into the living room and sat down to hear what Mr. Bob had to say. Mr. Bob said "Honey, you know I love you with all me heart and I want you to know that I am going to take measures to become the head of the house. My word will be the law in this house from now on. This afternoon, you will fix dinner, do the dishes, vacuum the floor, do the dusting, draw me a tub of bath water, wash my back, shampoo my hair, dry me off after my bath, blow dry my hair, and then I will let you have an hour to rest before bedtime. Then in the morning do you know who is going to dress me and comb my hair?"
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She replies........THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR,,,THATS WHO!
