bubbakat
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A Marine was attending a college course between missions in Iraq and<br />Afghanistan. The professor, an avowed atheist, shocked the class one<br />day when he walked in, looked toward the ceiling, and said loudly, <br />"God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll<br />give you exactly 15 minutes." <br /><br />The lecture room fell silent and the professor began his lecture. <br /><br />Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God - <br />still waiting." <br /><br />It got down to the last minute when the Marine stood up, walked toward<br />the professor and threw his best punch knocking him off the platform <br />and out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat down. The other<br />students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. <br /><br />The professor came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and<br />asked, "What is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" <br /><br />The Marine calmly replied, "God is busy today protecting America's<br />soldiers who are protecting your right to behave like an idiot, so He<br />sent me."<br />__________________