KeltonKrew
Lieutenant
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- Jul 31, 2002
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Subject: Marriage<br /><br />This is what marriage is about. He ordered one hamburger, one order of<br />French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and<br />carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. He then<br />carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and<br />neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.<br /><br />He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down<br />between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people<br />around them kept looking over and whispering. You could tell they were<br />thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the<br />two of them."<br /><br />As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He <br />politely offered! d to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said they<br />were just fine - They were used to sharing everything.<br /><br />The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. <br />She >sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping <br />the drink.<br /><br />Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal<br />for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to<br />sharing everything."<br /><br />As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the<br />young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a <br />single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?"<br /><br />She answered....<br /><br /><br />(This is great)<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /> "THE TEETH."
