Me wife is a BIT of a Challenge!!!!

MarkJSullivan

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She likes being there,,,but the journey is painful!Short of drugs...I need tips to calm the Lass down..
 

NathanY

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Re: Me wife is a BIT of a Challenge!!!!

When you figure that out, let me know.
 

Homerr

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Re: Me wife is a BIT of a Challenge!!!!

Bad news dude...<br /><br />It's called: ESTROGEN<br /><br />400 billion years in the making...<br /><br />You're screwed!<br /><br />H.
 

JGREGORY

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Re: Me wife is a BIT of a Challenge!!!!

If you find a cure you'll be a billionair.<br /><br />Don't forget your i-boat buddies. ;)
 

magster65

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Re: Me wife is a BIT of a Challenge!!!!

Send me bottle of antidote when it's ready.
 

RICKRICK1

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Re: Me wife is a BIT of a Challenge!!!!

Send me samples :D and I try them out on HERSELF. :rolleyes:
 

Scoop

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Re: Me wife is a BIT of a Challenge!!!!

Man, my wife can be a pain sometimes, but overall she is great. I like this, I feel lucky. In fact I am probably the one who take the most getting used to. <br /><br />Do some romantic things and actually buy her flowers sometimes. It will make the rest of us look bad, but it helps. Just watch for the "Are you having an affair thing."
 

Skinnywater

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Re: Me wife is a BIT of a Challenge!!!!

MarkJ states;<br />"My wife is a BIT of a Challenge!!!!"<br /><br />Mark my man................You have only to rise to that challenge! ;)
 

Ralph 123

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Re: Me wife is a BIT of a Challenge!!!!

Scoop - ROFLMAO<br /><br />I once heard some author describe a big difference between men and women that really seemed to ring true.<br /><br />He said, women value all gifts the same, while men don't. For example, a woman values one rose as much as a dozen. So, you get more points for giving her one rose a week for 12 weeks than you do from giving her a whole dozen at once.<br /><br />Men tend to like one big gift instead.<br /><br />So I changed from the "one big one" philosophy to the small ones spread out philosophy and it does some to work. :D
 

JJ57103

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Re: Me wife is a BIT of a Challenge!!!!

Cherish every moment you have with them, for you never know when those moments may run out.
 

Ralph 123

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Re: Me wife is a BIT of a Challenge!!!!

JJ,<br /><br />I can't help but think of the words from Meatloaf's song Paradise:<br /><br />"So now I am praying for the end of time to hurry up and arrive cause if I have to spend another minute with you I don't think I can really survive. I'll never forget my promise or break my vow but God only knows what I could do right now. I'm prayin for the end of time so I can end my time with you"<br /><br />Sorry, I just couldn't help myself...
 
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