Dave Abrahamson
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- Joined
- May 8, 2003
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Well, it's not a mid-life crisis, but here's how things worked out for<br />me.<br /><br />Married 35 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey,<br />35<br />years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed,<br />and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every<br />night<br />with a hot 25 year old blonde.<br /><br />Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but<br />I'm sleeping with a 60 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not<br />holding up your end of things."<br /><br />My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a<br />hot<br />25 year old blonde and she would make sure that I would once again be<br />living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa<br />bed.... 
