Military Man

[aspeck]

A career military man, who had retired as a Master Sergeant, was telling the new recruits how he handled officers during his years of service.

"It didn't matter a hoot if he was a full bird colonel, Major General, an Admiral, or what! I always told those guys exactly where to get off."

"Wow, you must have been something," the admiring young soldiers remarked. "What was your job in the service?"

"Elevator operator in the Pentagon."

 

[all thumbs]

Re: Military Man

Ya got me Art! Didn't see that commingdddd

 

[BoatBuoy]

Re: Military Man

His name wouldn't have been Gabby by any chance?8)

 

[Gabby]

Re: Military Man

BoatBuoy,

How on earth could I have been running the elevators when all those cars need to be valet parked? Hmmm?

Man, sillyvillians. Don't know nutin.

 

[Plainsman]

Re: Military Man

8)8)

 

[OldMercsRule]

Re: Military Man

BoatBuoy,

How on earth could I have been running the elevators when all those cars need to be valet parked? Hmmm?

Man, sillyvillians. Don't know nutin.

[colour=blue]Bet the Admiral's Vette did some spectacular donuts on the way to the ol' parkin' slot eh Gabby?[/colour]8):$8) JR

 

[Gabby]

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You betcha. I even remember one time in the late 90's when the President came to the Pentagon for a meeting, I couldn't even get IN that limo to park it cause there were too many stains on the upholstery. Talk about nasty...I was afraid my uniform would NEVER come clean!!!:$

 

[Vlad D Impeller]

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Lol @ Gabby d