Moderators power

[moderator1]

It has come to our attention that some of you think that we moderators have a poof button.<br /><br />I am pleased to tell you that we do.<br /><br />We have been provided with a unique keyboard that has a six inch diameter, backlit red button that says POOF on it. It is kind of like the Batphone. We can hit it in an instant and send your thread to the cyber wasteland! We also have an instant moderator alert ring that we wear. <br /><br />We are trying to figure out how to wire the poof alarm into NORAD so that we can also launch missiles with it. It is my understanding that we also need a key. I think some call it a football?<br /><br />Does anyone have that key?

 

[Parrott_head]

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I have a church key...it used to make all my troubles go "POOF"...but then I started buying beer that came in easy open cans...

 

[moderator1]

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Parrot_head,<br /><br />Send it to:<br /><br />Poof Alert<br />123 Paranoid Street<br />Wondering, AA 55520<br /><br />Disclaimer: There are no returns of items sent to POOF alert. Once they are mine they are mine.

 

[Link]

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I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! About the RING that is

 

[12Footer]

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There should've been one in the same box your batphone came in. I'd send you mine, but then I'd be SOL for the rest of the football season.<br />Besides, from what they tell me, one key will not werk with just any batphone.That is, of course, unless it's a "universal" key. And they often times leave some needed features out on some batphones.

 

[KaGee]

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Ahhhhh, the wonders of MODern technology!

 

[kenimpzoom]

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Lets test it. <br /><br />Quick somebody post something offensive. <br /><br />Ken

 

[SoulWinner]

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Does this mean you guys wear tights? JB dressed like Robin....hmmmmmm.....I'm getting arroused

 

[Elmer Fudge]

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Mmm! 18rabbit did know what he was talking about i'm sure that he'll swap you the key for one of them rings

 

[spratt]

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The truth:<br /><br />

<br /><br />POOOOOOOOOOOOOOF...take that!!!

 

[Mod4]

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Originally posted by SoulWinner:<br /> Does this mean you guys wear tights? JB dressed like Robin....hmmmmmm.....I'm getting arroused

Thats right and I'm Cat Woman. <br /><br />Mod2 is Batman and Moderator1 is the Joker.

 

[NYMINUTE]

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Great Idea!!! Pooof Korea, Iran, and parts of Indiana. Check your local listings.

 

[JB]

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My ring is playing "Stars and Stripes Forever".<br /><br />Up, up, and awaaaaaaay!!

 

[KaGee]

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Originally posted by JB:<br /> My ring is playing "Stars and Stripes Forever".<br /><br />Up, up, and awaaaaaaay!!

Oh, Cool! <br /><br />Do you guys have the special watches too????

 

[moderator1]

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There are just some things we cannot talk about.

 

[Stumpys]

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(((( POOF )))<br /><br />Didn't work???

 

[OBJ]

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What did I miss???? Mods selling secrets???? I want one!! Herself using this post so she can learn how to post the little smileys's. <br /><br />

 

[POINTER94]

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If you guys have a pair of those glasses that let you see through womens clothing, where do I sign up?