Monitoring moods

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I received this email from my daughter a few days ago. Looks like she might be taking charge. <br /><br /> My Husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.<br /> <br /> When I'm in a good mood it turns green. <br /><br /> When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red<br />mark on his forehead.<br /><br /> Maybe he will buy me a diamond next time.

 

[boatingfool]

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I dont know if I would want to be hit in the forehead with a diamond either.<br /><br />You might try a different plan to get a diamond.

 

[Trent]

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Thats funny.... He needs to get her some Prozac. That way you know her mood swings BEFORE he comes home. Modern Chemistry. Thank god....at least on this end! Yep you guessed it I married a Red Head!

 

[JB]

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Hmmm.<br /><br />I have read that the reason that women live longer than men is because they don't have to live with women!<br /><br />Of course it could be that married men live longer than single men because they do live with women.<br /><br />Go figure.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Yea but this could be the final outcome.<br /><br />Dear Tide:<br /> <br />I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it ever since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the best.<br />Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it is even better.<br /> <br />In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.<br />My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started to become a pain in the neck.<br /> <br />One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well, that some detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests were negative and my attorney said that I would no longer be considered a suspect!<br /> <br />I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.<br /> <br />Signed,<br />A Relieved Menopausal Wife

 

[boatingfool]

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[crab bait]

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it wont last long... that ring will be broke in a day.. can't take the mood swings.. an the right crosses..