Most embarrasing cars of all time

BLU LUNCH

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Vega's rule Ok the one with the paper mache blocks were junk. In 1976 I bought a brand new Cosworth Twin Can Vega for those who never heard of them the name Cosworth should have rung a bell. This car was the Fastest little car on the market 175hp Webber carbs Corvette/Z-28 suspenion they were all black with gold trim brushed aluimium dashes with the production number on the dash mine was 211. Many time at stop lights I heard it's just a Vega....then they got smoked the car was so light and overpowered what a ride!!!!!!!!!!
 

Kenneth Brown

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Originally posted by One More Cast:<br />[QB] It must be I don't get embarrassed easily because this is me at age 14 with my very first car. A 1962 Citroen DS19 and I was one proud kid.<br /> <br /><br /><br />Thats you?
 

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Corvair - NOT. Hadn't been for Ralph Nader we'd still be driving them. Great little car. :cool: <br /><br />How about he Nash Metropolitan - there was a really messed up 2-seater with abosolutely no sports appeal at much less practical application. :p
 

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Originally posted by tcube:<br /> Corvair - NOT. Hadn't been for Ralph Nader we'd still be driving them. Great little car. :cool: <br />
Great little death trap. One of Chevrolet's greatest engineering blunders, as the history channel put it so nicely.
 

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What was that 3 wheeled BMW from the 50/60's?<br /><br />The Aztec has to be, hands down the ugliest thing on the road in the last 10 years.
 

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i know this is alittle off topic, but i'd like for nate & jb to get together & explain what the deal was, with corvairs.<br /><br />i've not heard of a problem. i have heard though, that the corvair spider was a hellovan engine for many lightweight apps... and i wonder just how that pancake engine worked into the other designs of later model 'pancakes'... :) <br /><br />but on the orig topic - my pop had an ugggggly pinto when i was in high school. he was a frugal man though - it was cheap on gas, never failed him. i'd say the absolute ugly i remember was a pacer. much worse than a gremlin. amc was hittin 50/50 with at least offering the jeep & javelin...
 

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Your right snapper. The Isetta, with the door on the front.<br /><br />Jinx.<br /><br />BTW, I once had to drive my wife's grandfather's AMC Pacer. It was the only thing I've ever driven that I felt like rolling the window down at a stoplight and announcing to the world that this monstrosity was not mine.
 

one more cast

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Originally posted by One More Cast:<br />[QB] It must be I don't get embarrassed easily because this is me at age 14 with my very first car. A 1962 Citroen DS19 and I was one proud kid.<br /><br /><br />"Thats you?" from Kenneth Brown.<br /><br /> Yup, thats me , I was a poor,shy, doofy looking skinny kid.(and I still can't figure out why nobody ever poked fun at me) <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />. 33 years later and I'm still poor,shy and doofy looking.. :D
 

jimchere

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Nobody mentioned the Yugo? You think the corvair was a deathtrap. Acutally had one of those for a time, now you can't even find a Yugo in a junkyard. They just disappeared.
 

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Originally posted by eeboater:<br />
Originally posted by mattttt25:<br /> eeboater, that's one of the funniest websites i've seen in awhile. thanks.
:D No prob! I think its hilarius because I do exactly what the people in the photos do anytime I see em :D <br /><br />Sean
Me too. :D <br />PT Cruiser put the UG in UGLY.
 

deputydawg

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My brother in law has one of the top in ugly. A Dodge Neon 4 door ricer. <br />It's fast and all for a 4cyl, but can't even come close to my old school Ford. <br />I tell him that racing his 4 cylinder is kind of like the special olympics. He may win but he's still retarded.
 

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i traveled to california last year for work. when i went to pick up the rental car, the girl behind the counter said my vehicle was right outside the door. i looked out and saw a tricked out pt cruiser. "why am i getting a pt cruiser?", i asked her. she responded, "we like to take care of our military members, so we always provide free upgrades." didn't have the heart to say anything.
 

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I can tell you the most embarrassing car I owned. It was a flesh colored 1980 Ford Escort station wagon. I bought it for the wife to drive when we had our daughter, and she would not drive it, so I used it as a work car. I can tell you that it was always embarrassing rolling up to the company area in what the other soldiers always referred to as "the plucked chicken". That car would not go faster than 30 mph when the A/C was on, but that A/C was so cold you could hang meat in the car on a summer day. Ugly arse car.....
 

Elmer Fudge

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The most embarrasing car would be the one that Mr Bean drives :eek:
 

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Reliant Robin<br />Any FSO ever built<br /><br />and the Opel Kadet my mate gave me-it looked so bad that when I left it somewhere overnight the police phoned me in the morning to say it had been stolen and trashed then dumped where I left it...
 

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Originally posted by Elmer Fudge:<br /> The most embarrasing car would be the one that Mr Bean drives :eek:
Fair go!<br /><br />That was my first car.<br /><br />Mini 850. Well engineered front wheel drive years ahead of its time. Also one of the few cars BMC generally mangaged to build right.<br /><br />Police here used the Cooper S version as pursuit cars and they'd run down Ford and GM big bangers. A Cooper S won Bathurst (our big annual race) in the mid-60's, beating an open field of assorted V8's and other big and little guns. In their day they were probably the equivalent of a Subaru WRX nowadays.<br /><br />Nothing could keep up with them on twisty roads.<br /><br />The current revival version has nothing to do with the original.
 
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