My First!

cp

Petty Officer 1st Class
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Re: My First!

woodrat's post should be a new thread titled "How I Sunk the Boat by Leaving the Plug IN" :) . The Whaler would not have 'sunk' if the plug was out!
 

cajun555

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Re: My First!

I've lost more "ZIPPOS" in the water than opposed to leaving the plug out. I wish for once I could leave the plug out and keep my zippo.
 

Seamus

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Re: My First!

Woodrat, you forgot to mention how that had been one of those mornings that we had to use the truck battery because the boat battery was dead. So, before retrieveing the truck, you had to wade to get the battery back out of the boat and then put it in the truck. I remember we lost the 'custom' fish club as it floated off. Domage.<br /><br />But that wasn't the time I was talking about. I meant the time we went out to Hat Island from Everett in a decaying storm. As we headed out we noticed that 4' white caps were a little unusual even for January (and the guy in the crabber noticed that we were pretty unusual - even if it had been June) and had to head south to take the waves so that only a few gallons at a time were shipped. When we headed north as we approached the lee of the island - not entirely in the lee actually - we were were running from big swells. Running from big swells is a lot more comfortable in a planing boat than crashing into big whitecaps... until the engine decides to kick out of gear. Well, I guess that's what you get with a '69 Johnson Electoshift when the throttle/shifter has been submerged in saltwater (say, about a week before, see above.) I remember looking back and seeing a wave that was about 5 times the height of the transom rapidly begin to approach right after the engine kicked into neutral. Anyway, my frantic gestures and the alarming look on my face apparently caused my bro to look back and then apply some of the type of treatening language that always motivates mechanical apparatus in a pinch, causing the engine to shift back into gear and escape the wave by probably a good 6".<br /><br />Just to prove were not lunatics (by choice) we thought it prudent to stop by a marina (probably active in summer - empty and positively rancid in winter) to check the weather bulletin. The weather report on VHF said that a bit of a storm was blowing in and that there was a small craft advisory in effect. If a 13' Boston Whaler isn't a 'small craft' I don't know what is. We decided that rather than spending the rest of the week on a mostly abandoned island with sporadic winter ferry service, we should hightail it back to the launch in Everett and call it a day before things got ugly. In retrospect, we should have stayed and fished as it turns out that the small craft advisory was more than 12 hours old and we had suffered the worst on the way over. By the time we made the ramp in Everett the water was practically placid (comparatively, anyway.) Defeated and with an engine that was playing nasty tricks on us, we went home.
 

SoulWinner

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Re: My First!

Seamus, Woodrat, welcome aboard fellas. You guys are hilarious. Reminds me of me and my brother way back when we used to do stuff together.
 

gsbodine

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Re: My First!

Originally posted by Seamus McFadden:<br /> ...apply some of the type of treatening language that always motivates mechanical apparatus in a pinch, ...
LOL! What kind of language is that exactly? Whenever I try those sorts of incantations, I'm only left with a pissed-off powerhead that refuses to budge. At least until I'm nice and ask very humbly. :p :D <br /><br />Welcome!
 

Mr.Ladyfish

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Re: My First!

...apply some of the type of treatening language that always motivates mechanical apparatus in a pinch, ...
That language is perhaps the most useful tool in my toolbox. If it doesn't solve the problem immediately it causes me to step back and take a minute to think. Then I can usually solve the problem.<br /><br />LF has never figured this language thing out and when she sees me start to work on something she warns me about any kids who may be within earshot.
 

PatPatterson

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Re: My First!

Originally posted by Seamus McFadden:<br /> ...then apply some of the type of treatening language that always motivates mechanical apparatus in a pinch, causing the engine to shift back into gear...<br />
I spent 6 years in the Navy, running main engines on Navy vessels. There is language that motivates mechanical objects, but they don't teach it in the schools. LOL.<br /><br />My wife says everytime I have to work on something, the kids get a new vocabulary lesson.
 

Tom2697

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Re: My First!

I always carry at least three items in my toolbox: a hammer, threatening language, and duct tape. There is hardly a breakdown I can't fix with a combination of two of those three tools.
 

Seamus

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Re: My First!

My bro and I were looking over my old Honda 100 (10 hp, of course) trying to fix up a few things to put it back into service and found a little warning icon on the flywheel. It basically looks like a hammer striking the flywheel (complete with little lightning bolts) and a bar sinistre encircling the hammer. The meaning is clear - don't bang on the flywheel with a hammer. Presumably the rest of the engine is hammer resistant (?)- but banging on the flywheel is bad news :) These Honda people know fishing!!
 

woodrat

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Re: My First!

Apparently however, the threatening language I use is not understood by my Yamaha kicker, since I've yet to revive it after it started coughing and missing the other day, and it has not been for the lack of threatening language! I have to admit though, I haven't yet tried the hammer OR the duct tape...
 
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