My wife might be cheating on me. I have a question for you...

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wannagofishin

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:( I've had suspicions for a while that my wife might be cheating on me. We've got caller ID and we've been receiving calls from "number restricted" that always seem to disconnect when I answer the phone. She seems to be hiding something from me. She's got new clothes. She's been working out. She's been to the tanning salon. She's been going out more with her friends, always taking a taxi so she doesn't drink and drive. But someone always drops her off. Last night after watching that ABC program about cheating spouses I decided to wait in the garage and see just who dropped her off. I was hiding behind the boat when I noticed my lower unit was leaking. Should I take it to the dealer, or fix it myself?
 
heycods

heycods

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Re: My wife might be cheating on me. I have a question for you...

Iyt depends on your mechanical skills, I think you probably can do it with a little help from the boys in the motor section, sounds like you got your priortys straight to me, get the boat going summer is here. :D :D
 
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QC

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Re: My wife might be cheating on me. I have a question for you...

Yeah, that's what iboats is for. Forget the dealer . . .
 
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Mod2

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Re: My wife might be cheating on me. I have a question for you...

AWWWWWW NUTS! I'm setting here laughing and can't stop....... :D :D :D Maybe one of the Mods otta' will move the post over to the repair forums.......I can't.
 
heycods

heycods

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Re: My wife might be cheating on me. I have a question for you...

Itll go away in about an hr. and you can breath mod 2, If not read a couple of trolls everything will be OK ;) :D :p
 
Bob_VT

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Re: My wife might be cheating on me. I have a question for you...

Do the job yourself.... it's obvious that your wife will not be around to interfere with the repair..... oh wait!! your lower unit was leaking!!! See a doctor!
 
roscoe

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Re: My wife might be cheating on me. I have a question for you...

Yep, see a doctor, but don't tell your wife.<br />Let her new friend suffer with the ailment also.
 
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Frankhanhart

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Re: My wife might be cheating on me. I have a question for you...

Check the color.If it's milky, forget the doctor.....if it's blackish go fishing for the last time!
 
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Link

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Re: My wife might be cheating on me. I have a question for you...

:D :D :D
 
SS MAYFLOAT

SS MAYFLOAT

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Re: My wife might be cheating on me. I have a question for you...

Get your lower unit fixed and find another wet spot to drop it in. Your previous spot is drying up causing damage to your lower unit. You need to find a new fishing hole plain and simple. BTDT 3X
 
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rwise

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Re: My wife might be cheating on me. I have a question for you...

BTDT, what they said! Along with a new bank account, and some well thought out new plans! Oh, and a few new fishing holes wont hurt a thing either, do get that drip checked out,,,,
 
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Ron G

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Re: My wife might be cheating on me. I have a question for you...

Get the drip fixed first then you can find some new fishing holes and be comfortable. :D :D
 
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ndemge

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Re: My wife might be cheating on me. I have a question for you...

Pay a dealer to get it fixed and put it on a credit card so she has to pay for half of it when ya kick her to the curb :)
 
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KRS

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Re: My wife might be cheating on me. I have a question for you...

:)
 
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txswinner

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Re: My wife might be cheating on me. I have a question for you...

If you got a drip in your lower unit, get a shot of penecilin and you should be fine.
 
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Limited-Time

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Re: My wife might be cheating on me. I have a question for you...

Lower unit problems are nothing to mess with, if not correctly treated they could render your unit worthless. ;) :) :D
 
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rosco_59

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Re: My wife might be cheating on me. I have a question for you...

Unless he has another place to put his lower unit it already is usless.
 
Realgun

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Re: My wife might be cheating on me. I have a question for you...

I hate thes kinda thing. First the wife is screwed then the boat what next?
 
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