A West Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and<br />cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a<br />vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.<br /><br />The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and Hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want!!!
I believe the correct term is winky-dink. 